You are doing a good job.Get your limited run OBM Countdown t-shirts by going to <a href="https://fm4m1ro3e02mwhgz-19020251.shopifypreview.com/collections/one-bad-mother">www.MaxFunStore.com</a>!OBM Forever: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-forever-t-shirt">https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-forever-t-shirt</a> Parenting Expert: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/parenting-expert-t-shirt">https://maxfunstore.com/products/parenting-expert-t-shirt</a> This is the Year I Touch My Banjo: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/banjo-year-t-shirt">https://maxfunstore.com/products/banjo-year-t-shirt</a> Buggy + Gabe: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/buggy-gabe-t-shirt">https://maxfunstore.com/products/buggy-gabe-t-shirt</a> OBM Hotline: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/hotline-t-shirt">https://maxfunstore.com/products/hotline-t-shirt</a>Badmin: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt</a>Lefty: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt</a>OBM In The Wild: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt</a> There Will Be Swears: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt</a>This Is A Rant: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt</a>Subgroup Badmin: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt</a>Mini: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt</a>Micro: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt</a>Nano: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie</a>And of course, all your items can always be found at <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother</a>Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Details at <a href="https://maximumfun.org/Jumbotron/">MaximumFun.org/Jumbotron</a>.Visit our Linktree for our website, merch, and more! <a href="https://linktr.ee/onebadmother">https://linktr.ee/onebadmother</a>You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to <a href="mailto:onebadmother@maximumfun.org">onebadmother@maximumfun.org</a>.Show MusicSummon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (<a href="http://www.incompetech.com">www.incompetech.com</a>)Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive SessionsMom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For TeensTelephone, Awesome, Beehive SessionsMama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the ButterbeansMental Health Resources:Therapy for Black Girls – Therapyforblackgirls.comDr. Jessica Clemmens – <a href="https://www.askdrjess.com">https://www.askdrjess.com</a>BLH Foundation – borislhensonfoundation.orgThe Postpartum Support International Warmline – 1-800-944-4773 (1-800-944-4PPD)The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) Helpline – 1-800-662-4357 (1-800-662-HELP)Suicide Prevention Hotline: Call or chat. They are here to help anyone in crisis. Dial 988 for <a href="https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org">https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org</a> and there is a chat option on the website.Crisis Text Line: Text from anywhere in the USA (also Canada and the UK) to text with a trained counselor. A real human being.USA text 741741Canada text 686868UK text 85258Website: <a href="https://www.crisistextline.org">https://www.crisistextline.org</a>National Sexual Assault: Call 800.656.HOPE (4673) to be connected with a trained staff member from a sexual assault service provider in your area.<a href="https://www.rainn.org">https://www.rainn.org</a>National Domestic Violence Hotline:<a href="https://www.thehotline.org/help/">https://www.thehotline.org/help/</a>Our advocates are available 24/7 at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) in more than 200 languages. All calls are free and confidential.They suggest that if you are a victim and cannot seek help, ask a friend or family member to call for you.Teletherapy Search: <a href="https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling">https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;You are doing a good job.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Get your limited run OBM Countdown t-shirts by going to &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="https://fm4m1ro3e02mwhgz-19020251.shopifypreview.com/collections/one-bad-mother"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;www.MaxFunStore.com&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;OBM Forever: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-forever-t-shirt"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-forever-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Parenting Expert: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/parenting-expert-t-shirt"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/parenting-expert-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the Year I Touch My Banjo: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/banjo-year-t-shirt"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/banjo-year-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Buggy + Gabe: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/buggy-gabe-t-shirt"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/buggy-gabe-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OBM Hotline: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/hotline-t-shirt"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/hotline-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Badmin: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lefty: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;OBM In The Wild: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There Will Be Swears: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This Is A Rant: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Subgroup Badmin: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mini: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Micro: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nano: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;And of course, all your items can always be found at &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Details at &lt;a href="https://maximumfun.org/Jumbotron/"&gt;MaximumFun.org/Jumbotron&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Visit our Linktree for our website, merch, and more! &lt;a href="https://linktr.ee/onebadmother"&gt;https://linktr.ee/onebadmother&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to &lt;a href="mailto:onebadmother@maximumfun.org"&gt;onebadmother@maximumfun.org&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Show Music&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (&lt;a href="http://www.incompetech.com"&gt;www.incompetech.com&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mental Health Resources:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Therapy for Black Girls – Therapyforblackgirls.com&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dr. Jessica Clemmens – &lt;a href="https://www.askdrjess.com"&gt;https://www.askdrjess.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;BLH Foundation – borislhensonfoundation.org&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Postpartum Support International Warmline – 1-800-944-4773 (1-800-944-4PPD)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) Helpline – 1-800-662-4357 (1-800-662-HELP)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Suicide Prevention Hotline: Call or chat. They are here to help anyone in crisis. Dial 988 for &lt;a href="https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org"&gt;https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org&lt;/a&gt; and there is a chat option on the website.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Crisis Text Line: Text from anywhere in the USA (also Canada and the UK) to text with a trained counselor. A real human being.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;USA text 741741&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Canada text 686868&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;UK text 85258&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Website: &lt;a href="https://www.crisistextline.org"&gt;https://www.crisistextline.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;National Sexual Assault: Call 800.656.HOPE (4673) to be connected with a trained staff member from a sexual assault service provider in your area.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.rainn.org"&gt;https://www.rainn.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;National Domestic Violence Hotline:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.thehotline.org/help/"&gt;https://www.thehotline.org/help/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Our advocates are available 24/7 at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) in more than 200 languages. All calls are free and confidential.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;They suggest that if you are a victim and cannot seek help, ask a friend or family member to call for you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Teletherapy Search: &lt;a href="https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling"&gt;https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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You are doing a good job.

Episode 575: You're Gonna Miss This! with Theresa Thorn

One Bad Mother cancelled?! Where's Theresa?!?Oh. There she is. And nobody, not nobody, could ever cancel this show, baby. Except Biz.The penultimate episode of One Bad Mother! Start crying now!Get your limited run OBM Countdown t-shirts by going to <a href="https://fm4m1ro3e02mwhgz-19020251.shopifypreview.com/collections/one-bad-mother">www.MaxFunStore.com</a>!This is the Year I Touch My Banjo: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/banjo-year-t-shirt">https://maxfunstore.com/products/banjo-year-t-shirt</a> Buggy + Gabe: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/buggy-gabe-t-shirt">https://maxfunstore.com/products/buggy-gabe-t-shirt</a> OBM Hotline: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/hotline-t-shirt">https://maxfunstore.com/products/hotline-t-shirt</a>Badmin: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt</a>Lefty: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt</a>OBM In The Wild: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt</a> There Will Be Swears: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt</a>This Is A Rant: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt</a>Subgroup Badmin: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt</a>Mini: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt</a>Micro: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt</a>Nano: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie</a>And of course, all your items can always be found at <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother</a>Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Details at <a href="https://maximumfun.org/Jumbotron/">MaximumFun.org/Jumbotron</a>.Visit our Linktree for our website, merch, and more! <a href="https://linktr.ee/onebadmother">https://linktr.ee/onebadmother</a>You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to <a href="mailto:onebadmother@maximumfun.org">onebadmother@maximumfun.org</a>.Show MusicSummon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (<a href="http://www.incompetech.com">www.incompetech.com</a>)Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive SessionsMom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For TeensTelephone, Awesome, Beehive SessionsMama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the ButterbeansMental Health Resources:Therapy for Black Girls – Therapyforblackgirls.comDr. Jessica Clemmens – <a href="https://www.askdrjess.com">https://www.askdrjess.com</a>BLH Foundation – borislhensonfoundation.orgThe Postpartum Support International Warmline – 1-800-944-4773 (1-800-944-4PPD)The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) Helpline – 1-800-662-4357 (1-800-662-HELP)Suicide Prevention Hotline: Call or chat. They are here to help anyone in crisis. Dial 988 for <a href="https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org">https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org</a> and there is a chat option on the website.Crisis Text Line: Text from anywhere in the USA (also Canada and the UK) to text with a trained counselor. A real human being.USA text 741741Canada text 686868UK text 85258Website: <a href="https://www.crisistextline.org">https://www.crisistextline.org</a>National Sexual Assault: Call 800.656.HOPE (4673) to be connected with a trained staff member from a sexual assault service provider in your area.<a href="https://www.rainn.org">https://www.rainn.org</a>National Domestic Violence Hotline:<a href="https://www.thehotline.org/help/">https://www.thehotline.org/help/</a>Our advocates are available 24/7 at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) in more than 200 languages. All calls are free and confidential.They suggest that if you are a victim and cannot seek help, ask a friend or family member to call for you.Teletherapy Search: <a href="https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling">https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;One Bad Mother&lt;/i&gt; cancelled?! Where's Theresa?!?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh. There she is. And nobody, not nobody, could ever cancel this show, baby. Except Biz.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The penultimate episode of &lt;i&gt;One Bad Mother&lt;/i&gt;! Start crying now!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Get your limited run OBM Countdown t-shirts by going to &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="https://fm4m1ro3e02mwhgz-19020251.shopifypreview.com/collections/one-bad-mother"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;www.MaxFunStore.com&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is the Year I Touch My Banjo: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/banjo-year-t-shirt"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/banjo-year-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Buggy + Gabe: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/buggy-gabe-t-shirt"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/buggy-gabe-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OBM Hotline: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/hotline-t-shirt"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/hotline-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Badmin: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lefty: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;OBM In The Wild: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There Will Be Swears: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This Is A Rant: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Subgroup Badmin: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mini: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Micro: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nano: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;And of course, all your items can always be found at &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Details at &lt;a href="https://maximumfun.org/Jumbotron/"&gt;MaximumFun.org/Jumbotron&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Visit our Linktree for our website, merch, and more! &lt;a href="https://linktr.ee/onebadmother"&gt;https://linktr.ee/onebadmother&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to &lt;a href="mailto:onebadmother@maximumfun.org"&gt;onebadmother@maximumfun.org&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Show Music&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (&lt;a href="http://www.incompetech.com"&gt;www.incompetech.com&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mental Health Resources:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Therapy for Black Girls – Therapyforblackgirls.com&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dr. Jessica Clemmens – &lt;a href="https://www.askdrjess.com"&gt;https://www.askdrjess.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;BLH Foundation – borislhensonfoundation.org&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Postpartum Support International Warmline – 1-800-944-4773 (1-800-944-4PPD)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) Helpline – 1-800-662-4357 (1-800-662-HELP)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Suicide Prevention Hotline: Call or chat. They are here to help anyone in crisis. Dial 988 for &lt;a href="https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org"&gt;https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org&lt;/a&gt; and there is a chat option on the website.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Crisis Text Line: Text from anywhere in the USA (also Canada and the UK) to text with a trained counselor. A real human being.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;USA text 741741&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Canada text 686868&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;UK text 85258&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Website: &lt;a href="https://www.crisistextline.org"&gt;https://www.crisistextline.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;National Sexual Assault: Call 800.656.HOPE (4673) to be connected with a trained staff member from a sexual assault service provider in your area.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.rainn.org"&gt;https://www.rainn.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;National Domestic Violence Hotline:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.thehotline.org/help/"&gt;https://www.thehotline.org/help/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Our advocates are available 24/7 at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) in more than 200 languages. All calls are free and confidential.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;They suggest that if you are a victim and cannot seek help, ask a friend or family member to call for you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Teletherapy Search: &lt;a href="https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling"&gt;https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description>

One Bad Mother cancelled?! Where's Theresa?!?

Oh. There she is. And nobody, not nobody, could ever cancel this show, baby. Except Biz.

The penultimate episode of One Bad Mother! Start crying now!

Episode 574: Am I A Parenting Expert Yet? with Theresa Thorn

In this shocking antepenultimate episode of One Bad Mother, Stefan finally proposes to Biz! In Paris! Over 15 years ago! Or will he? Tune in to find out!Listen to Stefan's podcast with Jordan D. White, <a href="https://naturetrailtohell.podbean.com/">Nature Trail to Hell</a>, wherever fine pods are cast.Get your limited run OBM Countdown t-shirts by going to <a href="https://fm4m1ro3e02mwhgz-19020251.shopifypreview.com/collections/one-bad-mother">www.MaxFunStore.com</a>!Buggy + Gabe: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/buggy-gabe-t-shirt">https://maxfunstore.com/products/buggy-gabe-t-shirt</a> OBM Hotline: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/hotline-t-shirt">https://maxfunstore.com/products/hotline-t-shirt</a>Badmin: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt</a>Lefty: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt</a>OBM In The Wild: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt</a> There Will Be Swears: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt</a>This Is A Rant: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt</a>Subgroup Badmin: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt</a>Mini: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt</a>Micro: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt</a>Nano: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie</a>And of course, all your items can always be found at <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother</a>Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Details at <a href="https://maximumfun.org/Jumbotron/">MaximumFun.org/Jumbotron</a>.Visit our Linktree for our website, merch, and more! <a href="https://linktr.ee/onebadmother">https://linktr.ee/onebadmother</a>You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to <a href="mailto:onebadmother@maximumfun.org">onebadmother@maximumfun.org</a>.Show MusicSummon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (<a href="http://www.incompetech.com">www.incompetech.com</a>)Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive SessionsMom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For TeensTelephone, Awesome, Beehive SessionsMama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the ButterbeansMental Health Resources:Therapy for Black Girls – Therapyforblackgirls.comDr. Jessica Clemmens – <a href="https://www.askdrjess.com">https://www.askdrjess.com</a>BLH Foundation – borislhensonfoundation.orgThe Postpartum Support International Warmline – 1-800-944-4773 (1-800-944-4PPD)The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) Helpline – 1-800-662-4357 (1-800-662-HELP)Suicide Prevention Hotline: Call or chat. They are here to help anyone in crisis. Dial 988 for <a href="https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org">https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org</a> and there is a chat option on the website.Crisis Text Line: Text from anywhere in the USA (also Canada and the UK) to text with a trained counselor. A real human being.USA text 741741Canada text 686868UK text 85258Website: <a href="https://www.crisistextline.org">https://www.crisistextline.org</a>National Sexual Assault: Call 800.656.HOPE (4673) to be connected with a trained staff member from a sexual assault service provider in your area.<a href="https://www.rainn.org">https://www.rainn.org</a>National Domestic Violence Hotline:<a href="https://www.thehotline.org/help/">https://www.thehotline.org/help/</a>Our advocates are available 24/7 at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) in more than 200 languages. All calls are free and confidential.They suggest that if you are a victim and cannot seek help, ask a friend or family member to call for you.Teletherapy Search: <a href="https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling">https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;In this shocking antepenultimate episode of &lt;i&gt;One Bad Mother&lt;/i&gt;, Stefan finally proposes to Biz! In Paris! Over 15 years ago! Or will he? Tune in to find out!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Listen to Stefan's podcast with Jordan D. White, &lt;a href="https://naturetrailtohell.podbean.com/"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Nature Trail to Hell&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, wherever fine pods are cast.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Get your limited run OBM Countdown t-shirts by going to &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="https://fm4m1ro3e02mwhgz-19020251.shopifypreview.com/collections/one-bad-mother"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;www.MaxFunStore.com&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Buggy + Gabe: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/buggy-gabe-t-shirt"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/buggy-gabe-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OBM Hotline: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/hotline-t-shirt"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/hotline-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Badmin: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lefty: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;OBM In The Wild: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There Will Be Swears: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This Is A Rant: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Subgroup Badmin: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mini: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Micro: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nano: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;And of course, all your items can always be found at &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Details at &lt;a href="https://maximumfun.org/Jumbotron/"&gt;MaximumFun.org/Jumbotron&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Visit our Linktree for our website, merch, and more! &lt;a href="https://linktr.ee/onebadmother"&gt;https://linktr.ee/onebadmother&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to &lt;a href="mailto:onebadmother@maximumfun.org"&gt;onebadmother@maximumfun.org&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Show Music&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (&lt;a href="http://www.incompetech.com"&gt;www.incompetech.com&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mental Health Resources:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Therapy for Black Girls – Therapyforblackgirls.com&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dr. Jessica Clemmens – &lt;a href="https://www.askdrjess.com"&gt;https://www.askdrjess.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;BLH Foundation – borislhensonfoundation.org&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Postpartum Support International Warmline – 1-800-944-4773 (1-800-944-4PPD)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) Helpline – 1-800-662-4357 (1-800-662-HELP)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Suicide Prevention Hotline: Call or chat. They are here to help anyone in crisis. Dial 988 for &lt;a href="https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org"&gt;https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org&lt;/a&gt; and there is a chat option on the website.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Crisis Text Line: Text from anywhere in the USA (also Canada and the UK) to text with a trained counselor. A real human being.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;USA text 741741&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Canada text 686868&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;UK text 85258&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Website: &lt;a href="https://www.crisistextline.org"&gt;https://www.crisistextline.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;National Sexual Assault: Call 800.656.HOPE (4673) to be connected with a trained staff member from a sexual assault service provider in your area.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.rainn.org"&gt;https://www.rainn.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;National Domestic Violence Hotline:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.thehotline.org/help/"&gt;https://www.thehotline.org/help/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Our advocates are available 24/7 at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) in more than 200 languages. All calls are free and confidential.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;They suggest that if you are a victim and cannot seek help, ask a friend or family member to call for you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Teletherapy Search: &lt;a href="https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling"&gt;https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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In this shocking antepenultimate episode of One Bad Mother, Stefan finally proposes to Biz! In Paris! Over 15 years ago! Or will he? Tune in to find out!

Episode 573: What Does Your Husband Think?! with Stefan Lawrence

Hey! Listen! It's dangerous to go alone! Take this: Legend of Zelda lore expert, 5th Grader, and child of Biz, Ellis Lawrence joins his OBM in the hotseat to talk about symbolism in Majora's Mask, growing up with the podcast, and resilience through dungeon puzzling."Excuuuuse me, Princess!" video on Youtube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzfXxkHrIBM">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzfXxkHrIBM</a> Ellis's recommended video on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgn-c-n43lg">Tears of the Kingdom</a> Depths lore: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgn-c-n43lg">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgn-c-n43lg</a>Get your limited run OBM Countdown t-shirts by going to <a href="https://fm4m1ro3e02mwhgz-19020251.shopifypreview.com/collections/one-bad-mother">www.MaxFunStore.com</a>!Buggy + Gabe: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/buggy-gabe-t-shirt">https://maxfunstore.com/products/buggy-gabe-t-shirt</a> OBM Hotline: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/hotline-t-shirt">https://maxfunstore.com/products/hotline-t-shirt</a>Badmin: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt</a>Lefty: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt</a>OBM In The Wild: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt</a> There Will Be Swears: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt</a>This Is A Rant: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt</a>Subgroup Badmin: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt</a>Mini: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt</a>Micro: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt</a>Nano: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie</a>And of course, all your items can always be found at <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother</a>Go to <a href="https://maximumfun.org/join">MaximumFun.org/join</a> to support One Bad Mother in its final year!Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Details at <a href="https://maximumfun.org/Jumbotron/">MaximumFun.org/Jumbotron</a>.Visit our Linktree for our website, merch, and more! <a href="https://linktr.ee/onebadmother">https://linktr.ee/onebadmother</a>You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to <a href="mailto:onebadmother@maximumfun.org">onebadmother@maximumfun.org</a>.Show MusicSummon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (<a href="http://www.incompetech.com">www.incompetech.com</a>)Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive SessionsMom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For TeensTelephone, Awesome, Beehive SessionsMama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the ButterbeansMental Health Resources:Therapy for Black Girls – Therapyforblackgirls.comDr. Jessica Clemmens – <a href="https://www.askdrjess.com">https://www.askdrjess.com</a>BLH Foundation – borislhensonfoundation.orgThe Postpartum Support International Warmline – 1-800-944-4773 (1-800-944-4PPD)The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) Helpline – 1-800-662-4357 (1-800-662-HELP)Suicide Prevention Hotline: Call or chat. They are here to help anyone in crisis. Dial 988 for <a href="https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org">https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org</a> and there is a chat option on the website.Crisis Text Line: Text from anywhere in the USA (also Canada and the UK) to text with a trained counselor. A real human being.USA text 741741Canada text 686868UK text 85258Website: <a href="https://www.crisistextline.org">https://www.crisistextline.org</a>National Sexual Assault: Call 800.656.HOPE (4673) to be connected with a trained staff member from a sexual assault service provider in your area.<a href="https://www.rainn.org">https://www.rainn.org</a>National Domestic Violence Hotline:<a href="https://www.thehotline.org/help/">https://www.thehotline.org/help/</a>Our advocates are available 24/7 at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) in more than 200 languages. All calls are free and confidential.They suggest that if you are a victim and cannot seek help, ask a friend or family member to call for you.Teletherapy Search: <a href="https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling">https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling</a>

<description>&lt;p&gt;Hey! Listen! It's dangerous to go alone! Take this: &lt;i&gt;Legend of Zelda&lt;/i&gt; lore expert, 5th Grader, and child of Biz, Ellis Lawrence joins his OBM in the hotseat to talk about symbolism in &lt;i&gt;Majora's Mask&lt;/i&gt;, growing up with the podcast, and resilience through dungeon puzzling.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"Excuuuuse me, Princess!" video on Youtube: &lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzfXxkHrIBM"&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzfXxkHrIBM&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ellis's recommended video on &lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgn-c-n43lg"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Tears of the Kingdom&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Depths lore: &lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgn-c-n43lg"&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgn-c-n43lg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Get your limited run OBM Countdown t-shirts by going to &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="https://fm4m1ro3e02mwhgz-19020251.shopifypreview.com/collections/one-bad-mother"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;www.MaxFunStore.com&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Buggy + Gabe: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/buggy-gabe-t-shirt"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/buggy-gabe-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OBM Hotline: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/hotline-t-shirt"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/hotline-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Badmin: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lefty: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;OBM In The Wild: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There Will Be Swears: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This Is A Rant: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Subgroup Badmin: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mini: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Micro: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nano: &lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie" target="_blank"&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;And of course, all your items can always be found at &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Go to &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="https://maximumfun.org/join"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;MaximumFun.org/join&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; to support &lt;i&gt;One Bad Mother&lt;/i&gt; in its final year!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Details at &lt;a href="https://maximumfun.org/Jumbotron/"&gt;MaximumFun.org/Jumbotron&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Visit our Linktree for our website, merch, and more! &lt;a href="https://linktr.ee/onebadmother"&gt;https://linktr.ee/onebadmother&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to &lt;a href="mailto:onebadmother@maximumfun.org"&gt;onebadmother@maximumfun.org&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Show Music&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (&lt;a href="http://www.incompetech.com"&gt;www.incompetech.com&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mental Health Resources:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Therapy for Black Girls – Therapyforblackgirls.com&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dr. Jessica Clemmens – &lt;a href="https://www.askdrjess.com"&gt;https://www.askdrjess.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;BLH Foundation – borislhensonfoundation.org&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Postpartum Support International Warmline – 1-800-944-4773 (1-800-944-4PPD)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) Helpline – 1-800-662-4357 (1-800-662-HELP)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Suicide Prevention Hotline: Call or chat. They are here to help anyone in crisis. Dial 988 for &lt;a href="https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org"&gt;https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org&lt;/a&gt; and there is a chat option on the website.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Crisis Text Line: Text from anywhere in the USA (also Canada and the UK) to text with a trained counselor. A real human being.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;USA text 741741&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Canada text 686868&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;UK text 85258&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Website: &lt;a href="https://www.crisistextline.org"&gt;https://www.crisistextline.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;National Sexual Assault: Call 800.656.HOPE (4673) to be connected with a trained staff member from a sexual assault service provider in your area.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.rainn.org"&gt;https://www.rainn.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;National Domestic Violence Hotline:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.thehotline.org/help/"&gt;https://www.thehotline.org/help/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Our advocates are available 24/7 at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) in more than 200 languages. All calls are free and confidential.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;They suggest that if you are a victim and cannot seek help, ask a friend or family member to call for you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Teletherapy Search: &lt;a href="https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling"&gt;https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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Hey! Listen! It's dangerous to go alone! Take this: Legend of Zelda lore expert, 5th Grader, and child of Biz, Ellis Lawrence joins his OBM in the hotseat to talk about symbolism in Majora's Mask, growing up with the podcast, and resilience through dungeon puzzling.

Episode 572: Well, Excuuuuuse Me, Princess! with Ellis Lawrence

What are you so scared about, fraidy-cat? Ghosts? Monsters? Glitter? Menopause? Fair enough, actually. John James Goldbeck, writer for the brand new hulu and Disney+ Goosebumps TV show, joins Biz to talk about dares and pranks, the return of David Schwimmer, and watching scary stuff too young with no supervision.Get your limited run OBM Countdown t-shirts by going to <a href="https://fm4m1ro3e02mwhgz-19020251.shopifypreview.com/collections/one-bad-mother">www.MaxFunStore.com</a>!Badmin: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt</a>Lefty: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt</a>OBM In The Wild: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt</a> There Will Be Swears: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt</a>This Is A Rant: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt</a>Subgroup Badmin: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt</a>Mini: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt</a>Micro: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt</a>Nano: <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie</a>And of course, all your items can always be found at <a href="https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother" target="_blank">https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother</a>Go to <a href="https://maximumfun.org/join">MaximumFun.org/join</a> to support One Bad Mother in its final year!Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Details at <a href="https://maximumfun.org/Jumbotron/">MaximumFun.org/Jumbotron</a>.Visit our Linktree for our website, merch, and more! <a href="https://linktr.ee/onebadmother">https://linktr.ee/onebadmother</a>You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to <a href="mailto:onebadmother@maximumfun.org">onebadmother@maximumfun.org</a>.Show MusicSummon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (<a href="http://www.incompetech.com">www.incompetech.com</a>)Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive SessionsMom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For TeensTelephone, Awesome, Beehive SessionsMama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the ButterbeansMental Health Resources:Therapy for Black Girls – Therapyforblackgirls.comDr. Jessica Clemmens – <a href="https://www.askdrjess.com">https://www.askdrjess.com</a>BLH Foundation – borislhensonfoundation.orgThe Postpartum Support International Warmline – 1-800-944-4773 (1-800-944-4PPD)The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) Helpline – 1-800-662-4357 (1-800-662-HELP)Suicide Prevention Hotline: Call or chat. They are here to help anyone in crisis. Dial 988 for <a href="https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org">https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org</a> and there is a chat option on the website.Crisis Text Line: Text from anywhere in the USA (also Canada and the UK) to text with a trained counselor. A real human being.USA text 741741Canada text 686868UK text 85258Website: <a href="https://www.crisistextline.org">https://www.crisistextline.org</a>National Sexual Assault: Call 800.656.HOPE (4673) to be connected with a trained staff member from a sexual assault service provider in your area.<a href="https://www.rainn.org">https://www.rainn.org</a>National Domestic Violence Hotline:<a href="https://www.thehotline.org/help/">https://www.thehotline.org/help/</a>Our advocates are available 24/7 at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) in more than 200 languages. All calls are free and confidential.They suggest that if you are a victim and cannot seek help, ask a friend or family member to call for you.Teletherapy Search: <a href="https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling">https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling</a>

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What are you so scared about, fraidy-cat? Ghosts? Monsters? Glitter? Menopause? Fair enough, actually. John James Goldbeck, writer for the brand new hulu and Disney+ Goosebumps TV show, joins Biz to talk about dares and pranks, the return of David Schwimmer, and watching scary stuff too young with no supervision.

Episode 571: The Countdown Is On and If That's Not Scary Enough, Try Goosebumps! with John James Goldbeck

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