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Yep, that's the poster. We get real serious this week about a Lifetime Original Movie about one family being destroyed by an overbearing asshole mother played by an actress who has appeared naked in films no less than three times. Also: Finally a movie that finally answers the question "Switchfoot or Green Day," porno parties, and what would a Texas Chainsaw Massacre porn look like? (Stay tuned after the outro for outtakes and story time.)&lt;/div&gt;
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Starring: Kelly Lynch, Jeremy Sumpter, Lyndsey Fonseca&lt;/div&gt;
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Episode 11 - Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life Yep, that's the poster. We get real serious this week about a Lifetime Original Movie about one family being destroyed by an overbearing asshole mother played by an actress who has appeared naked in films no less than three times. Also: Finally a movie that finally answers the question "Switchfoot or Green Day," porno parties, and what would a Texas Chainsaw Massacre porn look like? (Stay tuned after the outro for outtakes and story time.) Starring: Kelly Lynch, Jeremy Sumpter, Lyndsey Fonseca Direct Download

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Episode 10 - Branded&lt;/h2&gt;
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The Netflix Martyrs sell out this week with Branded - a film about the evils of, uh, mascots? We talk cow sacrifices, marketing superheroes uncomfortable car sex and the second coming of Audrey Hepburn, Leelee Sobieski.&lt;/div&gt;
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Starring: Ed Stoppard, Leelee Sobieski, Max von Sydow, Jeffrey Tambor.&lt;/div&gt;
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Episode 10 - Branded The Netflix Martyrs sell out this week with Branded - a film about the evils of, uh, mascots? We talk cow sacrifices, marketing superheroes uncomfortable car sex and the second coming of Audrey Hepburn, Leelee Sobieski. Starring: Ed Stoppard, Leelee Sobieski, Max von Sydow, Jeffrey Tambor. Direct Download

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Episode 09 - Aeon Flux&lt;/h2&gt;
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Crimes: Being completely baffling, attempting to out-anime an anime, hilarious costuming, the main character being a walking Deus ex Machina, the main character hitting Resident Evil levels of untouchable "badassery," Francis McDormand's hair.&lt;/div&gt;
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Episode 09 - Aeon Flux Starring: Charlize Theron, Johnny Lee Miller, Frances McDormand Crimes: Being completely baffling, attempting to out-anime an anime, hilarious costuming, the main character being a walking Deus ex Machina, the main character hitting Resident Evil levels of untouchable "badassery," Francis McDormand's hair. Direct Download

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Starring: Miley Cyrus, Demi Moore, Thomas Jane, Fischer Stevens, Gina Gershon, Ashley Greene&lt;/div&gt;
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Crimes: Having a Hank Hill pancake ass, twerking on Beetlejuice, Tank Girl hair...wait what? Who? What movie? I didn't even know Miley Cyrus existed before this week.&lt;/div&gt;
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Episode 08 - LOL Starring: Miley Cyrus, Demi Moore, Thomas Jane, Fischer Stevens, Gina Gershon, Ashley Greene Crimes: Having a Hank Hill pancake ass, twerking on Beetlejuice, Tank Girl hair...wait what? Who? What movie? I didn't even know Miley Cyrus existed before this week. Direct Download

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