*Timestamps are approximate* 0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -0:01 National social media holidays today0:04 Jason found a used latex glove on his chair this morning0:12 EMAIL: Listener went to get jerked off, sent pic of the nasty door to the room0:14 EMAIL: Had a cuck match on Tinder (Have you been in a sketchy cuck?)0:36   NEWS0:36 Dangerous weather ripped across parts of the country0:41 Tesla autopilot engaged and sped up at railroad crossing, narrowly avoided disaster0:46 One delivery driver punched, pistol whipped another delivery driver0:49 FAA investigating after pilots were heard meowing over air traffic control audio0:59   - - - AD MARKER - - -1:00 Video of groundhog getting nails clipped1:05 Chuck scared Chuck outside of the bathroom again1:08   CELEBRITY DIRT1:08 Red Sox outfielder addresses middle finger incident1:11 Greatest players in the NBA1:12 College baseball team scored 20 runs in first inning on 3 hits1:13 Jury rules that Live Nation was operating as an illegal monopoly1:17 Shannon Elizabeth joins OnlyFans1:24 Time's 100 most influential people1:26 Records broken by Justine Bieber at Coachella1:27 Someone pretended to be part of Justin Bieber's team stole electric vehicles1:30 Taylor Momsen hospitalized after spider bite1:33 New walk around Han Solo character at Disneyland1:39   - - - AD MARKER - - -1:41   FAST FOOD FREAKOUT1:41 20-year-old guy climbed on counter at fast food restaurant, exposed butt to employee1:49 Guy busted driving around pleasuring himself, said he just gets horny sometimes1:54 Guy got busted trying to get up skirt videos at the mall1:55 Drunk wrong-way driver tried to bribe cops with Barnes & Noble gift card1:58 Guy offered ride to stranger, got carjacked 2:07 Woman's chronic cough was a piece of her nose piercing that broke off and she inhaled2:09 Fire department Sargent suspended for forcing co-workers to play board games2:14 Worker at New York's Botanical Garden getting sexually harassed by followers online2:28   - - - AD MARKER - - -2:29   TIMES OF INDIA2:29 What went horribly wrong at an Indian wedding2:38 2 people injured when a steel beam crashed through windshield during traffic accident2:41 Old guy went to hospital after another driver road raged and struck him with an axe2:42 Guy thought he caught a fish, reeling in an alligator2:45 Guy tracked down stolen car that once belonged to his dad2:48 New Starbucks app within ChatGPT to pick drinks to match your mood2:50 Walmart wants to refresh their image2:58   - - - AD MARKER - - -2:59   NEWS2:59   DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY2:59 Flight attendant arrested for pushing a teen for jumping ahead of him in a line3:04 Woman walked into a home stayed for a few minutes, walked out3:08   - - - AD MARKER - - -3:09 A postal worker stopped an old lady from getting scammed out of $25K3:12 A humanoid robot chasing a wild boar3:16   - - - AD MARKER - - -3:17   FOOGIN' ITALIANS3:17 Woman had winning lotto ticket, fled to avoid sharing with partner, it was actually a loser   END OF SHOWSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.