The Dash

Marissa Hermer needs champagne, a tablescape, and a theme. Period. On this episode of The Dash, Elizabeth Chambers and Marissa swap the kind of best-friend energy that only works if Marissa has cell service. Marissa throws her first dinner party in a year and a half and is obsessed with her new grill. Guests at her home include new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills housewife Tracy Tudor and Juliet from Bravo’s Ladies of London. Elizabeth was not invited. She feels ghosted by 3 major no-invites and wonders if people hate her, and does this happen to you?. The girls get into the messy reality of being on a reality TV show, what filming actually costs you, and discuss whether Marissa would ever become a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills. Elizabeth recounts the horror of shooting a reality show in the Cayman Islands. Marissa talks about a week on the river with no cell service, her Feet Finder account, and the difference between looking expensive and looking like you got dressed at a mall kiosk. They debate the question: do you reply to DMs first, or emails? And they both agree on the power of an apology. Plus: an update on Bow Tie, AKA Elizabeth’s hot new man If you love Bravo, Ladies of London, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, celebrity dinner parties, tablescapes, dating after divorce, and unfiltered friendship, this is the episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of The Dash, Marissa and Elizabeth get brutally honest about everything they’re doing (and sometimes barely doing) to look and feel their best—from peptides, supplements, hair masks, lasers, Botox, and facelifts to lash lifts, Aquaphor, Korean face masks, and the elusive secret to effortless hair. They compare their very different approaches to beauty, share the routines and products they actually swear by, reveal their most questionable beauty decisions, and debate just how high-maintenance you need to be to look low-maintenance. Plus, there’s a 90-second makeup tutorial, hair hacks, towel time, rollerblading disasters, and plenty of oversharing along the way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Marissa are back with a very eventful update on dating, divorce, motherhood, and trying to keep it all together. Elizabeth gives the full story on her date with “Bowtie,” the very tall, very hot, very mature man she originally met on OfferUp… including their first date, an unexpected makeout, why she’s taking things slow, and why dating a divorced dad in your 40s might be the ultimate green flag. Plus, the girls debate age gaps, “boyfriend sickness,” dating apps vs. resale apps, and whether every man inevitably becomes content for the group chat. Then, the girls share their latest beauty and wellness routines, including lasers, Profilo, polynucleotides, peptides, sleep, Oura Ring, and exploring estrogen and perimenopause care. The conversation takes an intimate turn as they discuss vaginal microbiomes, wellness testing, and the increasingly competitive world of biohacking. Add in mom life, sleepovers, parenting, home security, Cozy Earth sheets, hot flashes, and plenty of oversharing, and you've got another very Dash-y episode. Follow, subscribe, and come live your dashiest life with us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth may have finally met someone who breaks her usual dating rules… and it all started with a bowtie on OfferUp! We get all the details on “Bowtie,” the new guy (who is, shockingly, over 25!) that Elizabeth is about to date. How will their first date go!? We’re excited to find out. Meanwhile, Marissa has an embarrassing (and hilarious) story involving a mosquito bite, a nipple, and an unexpected hair that she really hopes The Spy never noticed!!! From dating surprises and new relationships to wildly embarrassing body stories, this episode is exactly what The DASH is all about: two friends sharing the funny, awkward, unfiltered moments of life — and laughing about them together. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/dash to get personalized, affordable care that gets you. Go to https://cozyearth.com/DASH and use my code DASH for up to 20% off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth Chambers and Marissa Hermer dive into the realities of dating after divorce from bumping into your ex and introducing a new guy to the unexpected rules of sex and underwear. Marissa shares her teal granny panties story and crotchless-panty collection, Elizabeth tells the unbelievable story of hiring a TaskRabbit to retrieve a weave after a hookup, and The Spy gifts Marissa a Weber grill. Her grilling era has officially begun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices