Shutdown Fullcast

<ul><li>NBA playoffs recap, feat. The Washington Wizards</li><li>Lane Kiffin Was Right (weird!)</li><li>Kirby says the quiet part (whoops!)</li><li>Ted Cruz egg discourse returns (sorry!)</li><li>Georgia mercenary lore</li><li>Dangerous toys of the twentieth century</li><li>Bison breeding detour</li><li>Jaxson Dart conspiracy theory debunked (by replacing it with another, better conspiracy theory) (that's not real either)</li><li>We're all getting really into crying, join us</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore</a> will be donated to the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://tgrcnm.org/">Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico</a></li><li>Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber </li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Wes Hunt</li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://channelsix.news/">year-round newsletter</a> that is mostly about football, until it’s not</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>Travel in your mind palace to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://falconscottproductions.com/">Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a> </li></ul>

<ul><li>Get your exclusive Nashville Super Bowl merchandise <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/products/music-city-memories-sticker">here</a></li><li>Let's Remember Some Ancient Curses</li><li>Brendan Sorsby's just trying to keep the spark alive, baby</li><li>Consider the state of Arizona</li><li>A dramatic rendition of Podcast Business</li><li>Playoff Expansion Talk, For Who/For What Edition</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore</a> will be donated to the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://tgrcnm.org/">Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico</a></li><li>Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber </li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham</li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">year-round newsletter</a> that is mostly about football, until it’s not</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>Travel in your mind palace to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://falconscottproductions.com/">Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a> </li></ul>

<ul><li>Hand In The Dirt is perfect and you are the problem</li><li>UCF celebrates its humanities graduates by demonstrating it cannot read a room</li><li>We figured out why Brian Kelly's into AI</li><li>Inverting the Diego Pavia legend for the good of everybody involved</li><li>What do Jay Paterno and mold remediation influencers have in common?</li><li>We (us and also you) have a new favorite cyclist</li><li>People in college sports want enforcement that will pull their hair just a lil bit (Nebraska story)</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore</a> will be donated to the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://tgrcnm.org/">Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico</a></li><li>Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber</li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock </li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">year-round newsletter</a> that is mostly about football, until it’s not</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>Travel in your mind palace to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://falconscottproductions.com/">Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a></li></ul>

<ul><li>What is the most unimportant age and why is Miami always that age?</li><li>What's the opposite of ASMR? Whatever that is we've got some of it</li><li>NBA tanking solutions</li><li>Taking advantage of our newfound status as media moguls</li><li>Probably the most Florida football enthusiasm we have ever shown in a single episode</li><li>Checking in on Liddle Ole Clemson</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore</a> will be donated to the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://tgrcnm.org/">Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico</a></li><li>Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber</li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Clayton Moore</li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">year-round newsletter</a> that is mostly about football, until it’s not</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>Travel in your mind palace to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://falconscottproductions.com/">Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a></li></ul>

<ul><li>Shelf life of old Fullcasts: shorter than you might think!</li><li>We may never know Jor-Don's true purpose</li><li>NFL Draft recap</li><li>Which podcasts and which podcasters are AI, and how might they Mysterio Spencer into thinking he's getting attacked by a giant space octopus</li><li>2026 Charity Bowl recap</li><li>Fullcast Getback Give-Back donation recipient announced: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.treehouseforkids.org/">https://www.treehouseforkids.org/</a></li><li>What was YOUR "welcome to the League" moment?</li><li>C.A.T. Squad and C.A.T. Squad: Python Wolf, reviewed</li><li>For those of you returning to this episode in 2032 looking for the debate on morality in the Super Mario Brothers universe that eventually tore the show apart, you want to skip to about the last 15 minutes</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore</a> will be donated to the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://tgrcnm.org/">Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico</a></li><li>Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber</li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Brock Jerue</li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">year-round newsletter</a> that is mostly about football, until it’s not</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>Travel in your mind palace to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://falconscottproductions.com/">Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a></li></ul>