Shutdown Fullcast

<ul><li>Hand In The Dirt is perfect and you are the problem</li><li>UCF celebrates its humanities graduates by demonstrating it cannot read a room</li><li>We figured out why Brian Kelly's into AI</li><li>Inverting the Diego Pavia legend for the good of everybody involved</li><li>What do Jay Paterno and mold remediation influencers have in common?</li><li>We (us and also you) have a new favorite cyclist</li><li>People in college sports want enforcement that will pull their hair just a lil bit (Nebraska story)</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore</a> will be donated to the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://tgrcnm.org/">Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico</a></li><li>Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber</li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock </li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">year-round newsletter</a> that is mostly about football, until it’s not</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>Travel in your mind palace to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://falconscottproductions.com/">Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a></li></ul>

<ul><li>What is the most unimportant age and why is Miami always that age?</li><li>What's the opposite of ASMR? Whatever that is we've got some of it</li><li>NBA tanking solutions</li><li>Taking advantage of our newfound status as media moguls</li><li>Probably the most Florida football enthusiasm we have ever shown in a single episode</li><li>Checking in on Liddle Ole Clemson</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore</a> will be donated to the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://tgrcnm.org/">Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico</a></li><li>Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber</li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Clayton Moore</li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">year-round newsletter</a> that is mostly about football, until it’s not</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>Travel in your mind palace to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://falconscottproductions.com/">Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a></li></ul>

<ul><li>Shelf life of old Fullcasts: shorter than you might think!</li><li>We may never know Jor-Don's true purpose</li><li>NFL Draft recap</li><li>Which podcasts and which podcasters are AI, and how might they Mysterio Spencer into thinking he's getting attacked by a giant space octopus</li><li>2026 Charity Bowl recap</li><li>Fullcast Getback Give-Back donation recipient announced: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.treehouseforkids.org/">https://www.treehouseforkids.org/</a></li><li>What was YOUR "welcome to the League" moment?</li><li>C.A.T. Squad and C.A.T. Squad: Python Wolf, reviewed</li><li>For those of you returning to this episode in 2032 looking for the debate on morality in the Super Mario Brothers universe that eventually tore the show apart, you want to skip to about the last 15 minutes</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore</a> will be donated to the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://tgrcnm.org/">Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico</a></li><li>Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber</li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Brock Jerue</li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">year-round newsletter</a> that is mostly about football, until it’s not</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>Travel in your mind palace to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://falconscottproductions.com/">Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a></li></ul>

<ul><li>Why the NFL draft is Coachella for dads</li><li>The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl is underway! More on that <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://edsbscharitybowl.com/">here</a>.</li><li>Washington is the winner of the Charity Bowl Getback Give-Back! Email suggestions for Spencer's $500 donation to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a></li><li>Should we buy the Poinsettia Bowl y/n</li><li>The specific gravity of Conference USA</li><li>Wrestlemania was bad and that's why we're announcing our Saudi Arabian ska tour</li><li>What is Texas A&amp;M learning from the war in Iran</li><li>Let's draft some guys</li><li>Alachua County sleeper cell, activate</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore</a> will be donated to the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://tgrcnm.org/">Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico</a></li><li>Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber</li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham</li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">year-round newsletter</a> that is mostly about football, until it’s not</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>Travel in your mind palace to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://falconscottproductions.com/">Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a></li></ul>

<ul><li>Spencer has a zoo crew morning</li><li>Important trucks we have seen lately</li><li>Let's remember some banks</li><li>Let's remember an embattled Texas funeral commissioner</li><li>The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl begins Monday, April 20! More on that <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://edsbscharitybowl.com/">here</a>.</li><li>Our small damp Vice President broke the college football playoff trophy and then he broke Ohio State</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore</a> will be donated to the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://tgrcnm.org/">Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico</a></li><li>Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber</li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock</li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">year-round newsletter</a> that is mostly about football, until it’s not</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>Travel in your mind palace to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://falconscottproductions.com/">Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a></li></ul>