<ul><li>NBA playoffs recap, feat. The Washington Wizards</li><li>Lane Kiffin Was Right (weird!)</li><li>Kirby says the quiet part (whoops!)</li><li>Ted Cruz egg discourse returns (sorry!)</li><li>Georgia mercenary lore</li><li>Dangerous toys of the twentieth century</li><li>Bison breeding detour</li><li>Jaxson Dart conspiracy theory debunked (by replacing it with another, better conspiracy theory) (that's not real either)</li><li>We're all getting really into crying, join us</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore</a> will be donated to the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://tgrcnm.org/">Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico</a></li><li>Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber </li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Wes Hunt</li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://channelsix.news/">year-round newsletter</a> that is mostly about football, until it’s not</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>Travel in your mind palace to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://falconscottproductions.com/">Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a> </li></ul>