I Apologize

Ken and Frank eat portions of smoked pigs and resurrect their podcast.  Frank demands esteem and accolades for unimpressive actions, Ken turns the camera on himself and his dog, and the geese and weeds win again.

Ken and Frank talk about the dangers of travelling (to the airport).  Frank takes his family on a harrowing journey toward the equator, Ken is a Christmas slacker, and the magic finally dims for another generation.

Ken’s lunchtime frustration is a source of irritation for Frank, who fears blending wastes and considers a monthly membership to be a life sentence.  Together they discuss Asian fusion, whine about noisy women, complain about a free gift, and transition from car dealers to gaping vaginas.

We present several examples of miscommunication that have lead us to embarrassing and uncomfortable situations.  Ken doesn’t enjoy the art of massage, Facebook posts have caused Frank to harbor ill feelings, and a challenge is issued.

A new podcast, created by old friends who delight in attacking each other.  We talk about former glory, a peep booth twitter feed, appreciating selfie backdrops, cooking phony food by numbers, body hair inadequacies, and an attempt at a death pact.