<p>You clicked looking for something frosty and jolly… and ended up with <strong>Nazis, incest lore, horny mall teens, and a chain-smoking Santa Claus</strong>. Welcome to <strong>ELVES (1989)</strong> — the low-budget Christmas horror movie that dares to suggest Hitler was experimenting on elves to create a master race.</p><p>In this episode, we break down the cult holiday nightmare starring <strong>Dan Haggerty (Grizzly Adams)</strong> as possibly the <em>grizzliest Santa in cinema history</em>. There’s only one elf (it looks like a goblin), it kills with a steak knife, Santa smokes in every scene, and the movie somehow aired on broadcast TV despite profanity, nudity, and some truly cursed plot twists.</p><p>Along the way, we cover:<br>Why Christmas was once outlawed in Massachusetts<br>Evil elf mythology &amp; Nazi Christmas lore<br>The most uncomfortable mid-movie reveal you’ll ever see<br>Why Dan Haggerty is <strong>way too good</strong> for this movie<br>And how the ending accidentally completes the evil prophecy</p><p>This is <strong>B-movie Christmas chaos</strong>, and you kind of need to see it once — if only to believe it exists.</p><p><strong>Rating:</strong> Binge never… but <em>experience required.</em></p><p><strong>30 Days FREE Huludays </strong><a href="https://tr.ee/JohnnyHulu" target="_blank">https://tr.ee/JohnnyHulu</a></p>

Binge-Watchers Podcast

Johnny Spoiler

ELVES (1989): Nazi Elf Breeding, A Smoking Santa And The Darkest Christmas Movie You’ve Never Seen

DEC 7, 202516 MIN
Binge-Watchers Podcast

ELVES (1989): Nazi Elf Breeding, A Smoking Santa And The Darkest Christmas Movie You’ve Never Seen

DEC 7, 202516 MIN

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<p>You clicked looking for something frosty and jolly… and ended up with <strong>Nazis, incest lore, horny mall teens, and a chain-smoking Santa Claus</strong>. Welcome to <strong>ELVES (1989)</strong> — the low-budget Christmas horror movie that dares to suggest Hitler was experimenting on elves to create a master race.</p><p>In this episode, we break down the cult holiday nightmare starring <strong>Dan Haggerty (Grizzly Adams)</strong> as possibly the <em>grizzliest Santa in cinema history</em>. There’s only one elf (it looks like a goblin), it kills with a steak knife, Santa smokes in every scene, and the movie somehow aired on broadcast TV despite profanity, nudity, and some truly cursed plot twists.</p><p>Along the way, we cover:<br>Why Christmas was once outlawed in Massachusetts<br>Evil elf mythology &amp; Nazi Christmas lore<br>The most uncomfortable mid-movie reveal you’ll ever see<br>Why Dan Haggerty is <strong>way too good</strong> for this movie<br>And how the ending accidentally completes the evil prophecy</p><p>This is <strong>B-movie Christmas chaos</strong>, and you kind of need to see it once — if only to believe it exists.</p><p><strong>Rating:</strong> Binge never… but <em>experience required.</em></p><p><strong>30 Days FREE Huludays </strong><a href="https://tr.ee/JohnnyHulu" target="_blank">https://tr.ee/JohnnyHulu</a></p>