<p>Johnny Spoiler dishes out his unique and hilarious take on the latest in TV, movies, and more. The episode kicks off with some unconventional advice—<em>If your baby mama wants you to move to Florida, think twice!</em>—with Johnny comparing Florida to a “dark space between your balls and your butthole.” From there, things only get wilder.</p> <p>Johnny breaks down Ryan Murphy’s new show, "The Beauty," featuring a bizarre STD that makes you more attractive while it kills you. He speculates about Ashton Kutcher and Evan Peters, and how Kutcher might be dodging the spotlight for now.</p> <p>The episode dives into horror movie history as Johnny discusses cult favorite <em>Near Dark</em> and praises director Kathryn Bigelow. Want to spice up your Halloween watchlist? Tune in for his recommendation!</p> <p>Later, Johnny gives the lowdown on the monster-filled flick <em>Lurking Fear</em> and its messy production woes. Does it get a <em>binge now</em>, <em>binge later</em>, or <em>binge never</em> rating? Find out in this deep dive into schlocky horror classics!</p> <p>Finally, Johnny takes a jab at vampire-gentrified towns with his review of the new <em>Salem's Lot</em> on Max and talks about how vampires and real estate investments might go hand in hand. Strap in for a wild ride through the world of binge-worthy content!</p> <p>Try Paramount Plus <a href="https://bit.ly/PeakScreamingFREE" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">https://bit.ly/PeakScreamingFREE</a></p> <p><br /></p>

Binge-Watchers Podcast

Johnny Spoiler

Florida Jokes, Salem's Lot Showdown, a Lurking Fear Reaction, and a Killer STD? Plus, Near Dark Schools Twilight!

OCT 9, 202423 MIN
Binge-Watchers Podcast

Florida Jokes, Salem's Lot Showdown, a Lurking Fear Reaction, and a Killer STD? Plus, Near Dark Schools Twilight!

OCT 9, 202423 MIN

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<p>Johnny Spoiler dishes out his unique and hilarious take on the latest in TV, movies, and more. The episode kicks off with some unconventional advice—<em>If your baby mama wants you to move to Florida, think twice!</em>—with Johnny comparing Florida to a “dark space between your balls and your butthole.” From there, things only get wilder.</p> <p>Johnny breaks down Ryan Murphy’s new show, "The Beauty," featuring a bizarre STD that makes you more attractive while it kills you. He speculates about Ashton Kutcher and Evan Peters, and how Kutcher might be dodging the spotlight for now.</p> <p>The episode dives into horror movie history as Johnny discusses cult favorite <em>Near Dark</em> and praises director Kathryn Bigelow. Want to spice up your Halloween watchlist? Tune in for his recommendation!</p> <p>Later, Johnny gives the lowdown on the monster-filled flick <em>Lurking Fear</em> and its messy production woes. Does it get a <em>binge now</em>, <em>binge later</em>, or <em>binge never</em> rating? Find out in this deep dive into schlocky horror classics!</p> <p>Finally, Johnny takes a jab at vampire-gentrified towns with his review of the new <em>Salem's Lot</em> on Max and talks about how vampires and real estate investments might go hand in hand. Strap in for a wild ride through the world of binge-worthy content!</p> <p>Try Paramount Plus <a href="https://bit.ly/PeakScreamingFREE" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">https://bit.ly/PeakScreamingFREE</a></p> <p><br /></p>