<p><audio controls preload="none" src="https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/68029/2026/face.mp3"></audio></p> <p>Really two stories. One about a pump. One about my face.</p> <p><a href="https://lex.micro.blog/transcripts/2026/05/28/2975.html" class="transcript_link">Transcript</a></p>