Annuities promise peace of mind—but often at a steep and poorly understood cost. Don and Tom break down when (rarely) annuities might make sense, why most—including fixed indexed annuities and QLACs—tilt heavily in favor of the insurance company, and how investors can replicate “guaranteed income” with a disciplined portfolio instead. They also take on a listener question about escaping high fees at Edward Jones (spoiler: yes, run) and dismantle a pitch for a Bitcoin-backed “bond alternative,” explaining why high yields usually signal high risk—and why crypto still fails the basic test of having a rational investment purpose.0:11 Questionable motives behind much of today’s investing advice0:50 Why annuities appeal—turning savings into a “personal pension”2:09 The illusion of annuity “returns” vs. reality of payouts4:08 Where annuity decisions get complicated—and costly5:21 Why using IRA money for annuities often makes little sense5:50 QLACs explained—and the uncomfortable truth about dying early7:37 The only annuity worth considering: SPIA (and its trade-offs)8:38 QLAC math vs. simple investing—who really wins10:33 The hidden downsides: illiquidity, opacity, and insurer risk11:16 Where (and how) to actually shop for annuities safely14:05 Why indexed annuities dominate—and why that’s a red flag15:42 The myth of “market returns without risk”16:45 Building your own income stream without annuities18:47 Listener: escaping high fees at Edward Jones20:09 Simple, low-cost portfolio solutions for a 30-year-old23:08 Listener: Bitcoin-backed “bond replacement” pitch25:11 Why high yields (11%+) scream risk, not safety27:06 The danger of replacing bonds with speculative assets28:59 Final blunt take: crypto as an investment “has no there there”Questions? Comments? Click!