Parallel Universe

This week in news from a different dimension, Ukraine Strikes Back, North Korea takes on human rights watchdog role, and what's in a name when it comes to political elections?

In news from an alternate dimension, whiny old guys take on the NBA, George Clooney hears bells, God's alarm clock fails, and the pole dancing world championships. Plus, vaginas.

This week in news from a dimension entirely unlike our own: wieners wieners everywhere, Rob Ford royally rules Toronto, and Reddit insurgents seek UN sanctions.

In the parallel universe this week: Coachella health alert, Thomas Jefferson speaks out on the environment, and vaginas for all!

This week in news from a different dimension, the missing black box puts on a show, Eboling for Dollars with the world's elite, and models are revolting.