<figure id="attachment_23831" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-23831" style="width: 1024px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://www.xplainthexmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/X520.jpg"><img fetchpriority="high" decoding="async" class="wp-image-23831 size-full" src="https://www.xplainthexmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/X520.jpg" alt="" width="1024" height="618" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.xplainthexmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/X520.jpg?w=1024&ssl=1 1024w, https://i0.wp.com/www.xplainthexmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/X520.jpg?resize=300%2C181&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.xplainthexmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/X520.jpg?resize=768%2C464&ssl=1 768w" sizes="(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-23831" class="wp-caption-text">Illustration by David Wynne</p>
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<p>In which several individuals are not what they seem; John Sublime sucks; Cyclops talks Xorn down from a cosmic ledge; we meet the inimitable Beak; and Cassandra Nova makes herself (limitedly) known.</p>
<p>X-PLAINED:</p>
<ul>
<li>John Sublime</li>
<li>Marvelscope™</li>
<li><em>New X-Men</em> 2001 Annual</li>
<li><em>New X-Men</em> #117</li>
<li>Xorn</li>
<li>X-Corporation</li>
<li>The U-Men</li>
<li>Ao Jun (and his super gross mutant power)</li>
<li>Synchronized heists</li>
<li>Psychometry vs. telepathy</li>
<li>A big eventual twist</li>
<li>Beak (Barnell Bohusk)</li>
<li>A kiss</li>
<li>Some really fucked up use of telepathy</li>
<li>Some Moira MacTaggert continuity nonsense</li>
</ul>
<p>NEXT EPISODE: U-Men vs. X-Men</p>
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