<figure id="attachment_23958" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-23958" style="width: 1024px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://www.xplainthexmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/X523.jpg"><img decoding="async" class="wp-image-23958 size-full" src="https://www.xplainthexmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/X523.jpg" alt="" width="1024" height="618" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.xplainthexmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/X523.jpg?w=1024&ssl=1 1024w, https://i0.wp.com/www.xplainthexmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/X523.jpg?resize=300%2C181&ssl=1 300w, https://i0.wp.com/www.xplainthexmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/X523.jpg?resize=768%2C464&ssl=1 768w" sizes="(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></a><figcaption id="caption-attachment-23958" class="wp-caption-text">Illustration by David Wynne</p>
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<p>In which Wolverine learns to fly; pants are a basic human right; we decide to cherry-pick our Xorn retcons; Xavier’s eyebrows follow his mind; and the first year of <em>New X-Men</em> ends with a bang.</p>
<p>X-PLAINED:</p>
<ul>
<li>The origin of the Shi’ar Imperial Guard</li>
<li><em>New X-Men</em> #124-126</li>
<li>The current state of Charles Xavier’s body</li>
<li>G-Type</li>
<li>Neosaurus</li>
<li>Plutonia</li>
<li>Schism</li>
<li>Oracle</li>
<li>Stuf</li>
<li>Gladiator (more) (again)</li>
<li>Angel disambiguation</li>
<li>Several plans</li>
<li>Mutant justice</li>
<li>Several miracles of magnetism</li>
<li>Mummudrai</li>
<li>Horror movie shit</li>
<li>Subtle visual foreshadowing</li>
<li>A ruse</li>
<li>Education</li>
<li>Long-lost family members</li>
<li>What may or may not come after this</li>
</ul>
<p>NEXT EPISODE: Fantomex!</p>
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