This week, we discuss AI labs driving cloud revenue, hyperscalers laying off instead of building, and kids defeating age verification. Plus, Brandon has too many thoughts on Workday. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 571 Runner-up Titles The world is just paper. TODO debris pile Fancy countries you live in Enron Conspiracy Shredder. Cote’s mom’s gonna love this Brandon works out his Workday trauma. Cash money, hamburger, hamburger bang bang ChatGPT PS Edition Forward Deployed Engineer for Workday It’ll probably work, that’s the future Rundown Earnings Cloud Giants Update Amazon earnings beat expectations with strong cloud growth Microsoft calls for $190 billion in 2026 capital spending on soaring memory prices Alphabet ups 2026 capex to as much as $190 billion Meta stock drops on quarterly results Anthropic Commits to Spending $200 Billion on Google’s Cloud and Chips How children are getting creative and fooling age verification checks Services Anthropic launches enterprise AI firm with Blackstone, Goldman Sachs Anthropic and OpenAI are both launching joint ventures for enterprise AI services Relevant to your Interests Q1 2026 earnings call: Remarks from our CEO Microsoft says it has over 20M paid Copilot users, and they really are using it Sources: Anthropic could raise a new $50B round at a valuation of $900B Microsoft open-sources "the earliest DOS source code discovered to date" IBM Bob hits 80,000 developers with 45% productivity gains Shares of eBay take off on a $56 billion buyout bid from GameStop's Ryan Cohen Wall Street Rollup (@WallStRollup) on X The Venture-Capital Populist Cursor's $60 billion bet is on the harness, not the model What you're actually writing when you write a SKILL.md So Long Jeeves and Ask.com, Relics of Yesterday’s Internet No more Jeeves: Ask.com officially shuttered OpenAI locks GPT-5.5-Cyber behind velvet rope Workload Identity Federation AWS Cost Optimization Hub now supports CSV download - AWS IREN Announces Acquisition of Mirantis to Strengthen AI Cloud Delivery Capabilities Sponsors WebRTC.ventures – Real-time communication & Voice AI integration WeAreDevelopers World Congress North America Sept 23–25, San José, CA Use Code DEVPOD26 — 15% off, stacks with group rates for 4+ Nonsense Your Name in Landsat Listener Feedback JD recommends varlock Conferences DevOpsDays + AI Nashville, May 14-15, 2026 KCD Texas, May 15, 2026, use code MEDIA_THANK_YOU for free pass WeAreDevelopers Europe, July 8-10, 2026 Berlin, Coté speaking. DevOpsDays Graz, Sept 4-5, 2026 DevOpsDays Dallas, Sept 28-29, 2026 DevOpsDays Rockies, Sept. 22 – 23, 2026, Discount Code: 26DODSWEDEFTALK WeAreDevelopers NA, Sept 23-25, 2026, Discount Code: DEVPOD26 DevOpsDays Vilnius, Sep 30 - Oct 1. 2006 DevOpsDays Istanbul, October 24th, 2026 - Coté keynoting. VMware User Groups (VMUGs): Toronto (May 12-14, 2026) Dallas (June 9-11, 2026) Orlando (October 20-22, 2026) SDT News & Community Join our Slack community Email the show: [email protected] Free stickers: Email your address to [email protected] Follow us on social media: Twitter, Threads, Mastodon, LinkedIn, BlueSky Watch us on: Twitch, YouTube, Instagram, TikTok Book offer: Use code SDT for $20 off "Digital WTF" by Coté Sponsor the show Sponsor more podcasts with Failover Media Recommendations Brandon: Overcast Upload CLI utility The 2026 AI Draft Epson 400 II Matt: Casablanca. Coté: iA Writer. Sponsored By:WeAreDevelopers US: WeAreDevelopers World Congress North America Sept 23–25, San José, CA Promo Code: DEVPOD26WebRTC: WebRTC.ventures – Real-time communication & Voice AI integration