Two Star Podcast

In which our heroes talk about an incredible toastie maker. Graham has his boiler condemned because of woke, Chris comes back from Cyprus, Adam has an uneventful week and Daniel actually saves an actual man’s actual life.

In which our heroes discuss the best places to sleep. Graham talks about phonetic alphabets, Adam pulls his floorboards up to check for bodies and Dan has a Kermodian rant about sleeping bags.

In which our heroes discuss who are tea nations. Graham heats up his knives, Chris suffers two distressing incidents in toilets and Adam has a piss colour chart.

In which our heroes rank supermarkets. Adam disposes of a mouse’s corpse, Chris sets fire to an old man in the gym, Graham pisses everywhere and Daniel isn’t really listening.

In which our heroes talk about political podcasts. Chris eats plain yoghurt, Graham plans how to sacrifice himself in the event of a zombie apocalypse, Daniel double fists food from the canapé table into his face and Adam believes he knows how to build...