On Your Mark, Get Set… Review!

It’s a packed house of internet bullies today griping about a dumb internet thing, as Andrew, Dylan, Jim, William and Zach endure the desperate Kickassia, quintessential distillation of everything amateur and strange about Channel Awesome and the web video critic generation.

Sing a song of bad blood, a pocketful of Modern Love, with Andrew, Dylan, Jim William, a veritable four and twenty blackbirds, this summary makes little cohesive sense, but hopefully in a good way like Leos Carax’s Mauvais sang.

To be a feature length punk opera, or not to be a feature length punk opera, that is the question. Andrew, Erik, Matt and William dig deep into Titus Andronicus’ epic The Most Lamentable Tragedy on a very special episode.

Holy donuts! Killer robots on the loose? What is this, Hardware? No, it’s the only film to feature John Carpenter, Sam Raimi and Joe… Joe… Jack Dante? Well, keep your children away from garbage disposals and then listen to Josh force Andrew and William to brainstorm a bunch of great movies.

Well, William finally got what he wanted, so here we are talking about a film with spinning robot penises, sweaty, obese perverts, and Dylan McDermott. Truly a chilling vision of the future.