<description>No VACILO NEWS de hoje,&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a href="https://instagram.com/danebayer" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;Daniel Bayer&lt;/a&gt; e &lt;a href="https://instagram.com/assimdisseojoao" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;João Carvalho&lt;/a&gt; te deixam informado sobre as &lt;a href="https://www.correiobraziliense.com.br/diversao-e-arte/2025/10/7276994-influenciador-e-ameacado-por-familia-de-fofao-apos-se-fantasiar-do-personagem.html" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;ameaças do Fofão&lt;/a&gt;, o&lt;a href="https://g1.globo.com/rs/rio-grande-do-sul/noticia/2025/10/09/frango-vencido-ha-8-anos-e-apreendido-em-mercado-durante-fiscalizacao-no-rs.ghtml?utm_source=twitter&amp;amp;utm_medium=social&amp;amp;utm_campaign=g1" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt; frango idoso do gelo&lt;/a&gt; e o &lt;a href="https://g1.globo.com/sp/sao-paulo/noticia/2025/11/25/baleia-simbolo-da-faria-lima-ganha-decoracao-de-natal-e-vira-meme-nas-redes-sociais-moby-dick.ghtml?utm_source=twitter&amp;amp;utm_medium=social&amp;amp;utm_campaign=g1-sao-paulo" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;enfeite de Natal&lt;/a&gt; mais (brega)polêmico do Brasil!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;FINANCIE ESTE VACILO:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://apoia.se/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;apoia.se/decrepitos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Assine o plano &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="https://apoia.se/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;BOGA VIVA&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; e participe do nosso &lt;b&gt;GRUPO SECRETO NO TELEGRAM!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;MANDA PIX:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://livepix.gg/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;livepix.gg/decrepitos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;PARTICIPE PELO E-MAIL:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://decrepitos.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;ouvinte@decrepitos.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;ANUNCIE COM A GENTE:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://decrepitos.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;comercial@decrepitos.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;© Copyright 2025 - Decrépitos Podcast</description>

No VACILO NEWS de hoje, https://instagram.com/danebayer e https://instagram.com/assimdisseojoao te deixam informado sobre as...

No VACILO NEWS de hoje, <a href="https://instagram.com/danebayer" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Daniel Bayer</a> e <a href="https://instagram.com/assimdisseojoao" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">João Carvalho</a> te deixam informado sobre as <a href="https://www.correiobraziliense.com.br/diversao-e-arte/2025/10/7276994-influenciador-e-ameacado-por-familia-de-fofao-apos-se-fantasiar-do-personagem.html" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">ameaças do Fofão</a>, o<a href="https://g1.globo.com/rs/rio-grande-do-sul/noticia/2025/10/09/frango-vencido-ha-8-anos-e-apreendido-em-mercado-durante-fiscalizacao-no-rs.ghtml?utm_source=twitter&amp;utm_medium=social&amp;utm_campaign=g1" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> frango idoso do gelo</a> e o <a href="https://g1.globo.com/sp/sao-paulo/noticia/2025/11/25/baleia-simbolo-da-faria-lima-ganha-decoracao-de-natal-e-vira-meme-nas-redes-sociais-moby-dick.ghtml?utm_source=twitter&amp;utm_medium=social&amp;utm_campaign=g1-sao-paulo" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">enfeite de Natal</a> mais (brega)polêmico do Brasil! FINANCIE ESTE VACILO: <a href="https://apoia.se/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">apoia.se/decrepitos</a> Assine o plano <a href="https://apoia.se/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">BOGA VIVA</a> e participe do nosso GRUPO SECRETO NO TELEGRAM! MANDA PIX: <a href="https://livepix.gg/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">livepix.gg/decrepitos</a> PARTICIPE PELO E-MAIL: <a href="https://decrepitos.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">ouvinte@decrepitos.com</a> ANUNCIE COM A GENTE: <a href="https://decrepitos.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">comercial@decrepitos.com</a> © Copyright 2025 - Decrépitos Podcast

Decrépitos 460 - VACILO NEWS: Ameaça do Fofão, Frango Idoso e Cacetáceo

<description>Hoje&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a href="https://instagram.com/danebayer" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;Daniel Bayer&lt;/a&gt; e &lt;a href="https://instagram.com/assimdisseojoao" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;João Carvalho&lt;/a&gt; acessam os dados do&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt; IBGE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt; e passeiam pelo vasto mundo dos &lt;b&gt;nomes e sobrenomes&lt;/b&gt; mais comuns (e incomuns) do Brasil!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;FINANCIE ESTE VACILO:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://apoia.se/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;apoia.se/decrepitos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Assine o plano &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="https://apoia.se/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;BOGA VIVA&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; e participe do nosso &lt;b&gt;GRUPO SECRETO NO TELEGRAM!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;MANDA PIX:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://livepix.gg/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;livepix.gg/decrepitos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;PARTICIPE PELO E-MAIL:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://decrepitos.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;ouvinte@decrepitos.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;ANUNCIE COM A GENTE:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://decrepitos.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;comercial@decrepitos.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;© Copyright 2025 - Decrépitos Podcast</description>

Hoje https://instagram.com/danebayer e https://instagram.com/assimdisseojoao acessam os dados do IBGE e passeiam pelo vasto mundo dos nomes e sobrenomes mais comuns (e incomuns) do Brasil!!


FINANCIE ESTE VACILO:
https://apoia.se/decrepitos

Assine o...

Hoje <a href="https://instagram.com/danebayer" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Daniel Bayer</a> e <a href="https://instagram.com/assimdisseojoao" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">João Carvalho</a> acessam os dados do IBGE e passeiam pelo vasto mundo dos nomes e sobrenomes mais comuns (e incomuns) do Brasil!! FINANCIE ESTE VACILO: <a href="https://apoia.se/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">apoia.se/decrepitos</a> Assine o plano <a href="https://apoia.se/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">BOGA VIVA</a> e participe do nosso GRUPO SECRETO NO TELEGRAM! MANDA PIX: <a href="https://livepix.gg/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">livepix.gg/decrepitos</a> PARTICIPE PELO E-MAIL: <a href="https://decrepitos.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">ouvinte@decrepitos.com</a> ANUNCIE COM A GENTE: <a href="https://decrepitos.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">comercial@decrepitos.com</a> © Copyright 2025 - Decrépitos Podcast

Decrépitos 459 - Que Nome é Teu?

<description>Hoje&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a href="https://instagram.com/danebayer" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;Daniel Bayer&lt;/a&gt; e &lt;a href="https://instagram.com/assimdisseojoao" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;João Carvalho&lt;/a&gt; vestem suas fantasia e entram no clima do Halloween com as &lt;b&gt;LENDAS URBANAS DO GUGU!! &lt;/b&gt;E de quebra ainda falam sobre as mais loucas &lt;b&gt;lendas do Vale do Paraíba.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;FINANCIE ESTE VACILO:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://apoia.se/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;apoia.se/decrepitos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Assine o plano &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="https://apoia.se/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;BOGA VIVA&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; e participe do nosso &lt;b&gt;GRUPO SECRETO NO TELEGRAM!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;MANDA PIX:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://livepix.gg/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;livepix.gg/decrepitos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;PARTICIPE PELO E-MAIL:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://decrepitos.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;ouvinte@decrepitos.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;ANUNCIE COM A GENTE:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://decrepitos.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;comercial@decrepitos.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;© Copyright 2025 - Decrépitos Podcast</description>

Hoje https://instagram.com/danebayer e https://instagram.com/assimdisseojoao vestem suas fantasia e entram no clima do Halloween com as LENDAS URBANAS DO GUGU!! E de quebra ainda falam sobre as mais loucas lendas do Vale do Paraíba.


FINANCIE ESTE...

Hoje <a href="https://instagram.com/danebayer" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Daniel Bayer</a> e <a href="https://instagram.com/assimdisseojoao" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">João Carvalho</a> vestem suas fantasia e entram no clima do Halloween com as LENDAS URBANAS DO GUGU!! E de quebra ainda falam sobre as mais loucas lendas do Vale do Paraíba. FINANCIE ESTE VACILO: <a href="https://apoia.se/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">apoia.se/decrepitos</a> Assine o plano <a href="https://apoia.se/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">BOGA VIVA</a> e participe do nosso GRUPO SECRETO NO TELEGRAM! MANDA PIX: <a href="https://livepix.gg/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">livepix.gg/decrepitos</a> PARTICIPE PELO E-MAIL: <a href="https://decrepitos.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">ouvinte@decrepitos.com</a> ANUNCIE COM A GENTE: <a href="https://decrepitos.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">comercial@decrepitos.com</a> © Copyright 2025 - Decrépitos Podcast

Decrépitos 458 - Lendas Urbanas do Gugu

<description>Mais um &lt;b&gt;VACILO NEWS&lt;/b&gt; nooo aarr!! E hoje&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a href="https://instagram.com/danebayer" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;Daniel Bayer,&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://instagram.com/assimdisseojoao" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;João Carvalho&lt;/a&gt; e &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/principevidane/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;Príncipe Vidane&lt;/a&gt; trazem o &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/DOH4cX7ACTD/?igsh=d2dxd2VzZzQxM201" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;Ex-Padre submisso à SATANATRIX&lt;/a&gt;, a &lt;a href="https://jornaldovale.com/panico-em-escola-na-paraiba-suposta-invocacao-sobrenatural-deixa-alunos-e-funcionarios-em-estado-de-choque/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;invocação do mal&lt;/a&gt; do ensino fundamental e a &lt;a href="https://www.metropoles.com/colunas/mirelle-pinheiro/abacaxizinho-policia-apreende-droga-que-causa-psicose-permanente" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;droga mais perigosa do momento.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(P.S.: NÃO USE DROGAS!!))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;FINANCIE ESTE VACILO:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://apoia.se/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;apoia.se/decrepitos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Assine o plano &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="https://apoia.se/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;BOGA VIVA&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; e participe do nosso &lt;b&gt;GRUPO SECRETO NO TELEGRAM!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;MANDA PIX:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://livepix.gg/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;livepix.gg/decrepitos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;PARTICIPE PELO E-MAIL:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://decrepitos.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;ouvinte@decrepitos.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;ANUNCIE COM A GENTE:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://decrepitos.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;comercial@decrepitos.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;© Copyright 2025 - Decrépitos Podcast</description>

Mais um VACILO NEWS nooo aarr!! E hoje https://instagram.com/danebayer https://instagram.com/assimdisseojoao e https://www.instagram.com/principevidane/ trazem o https://www.instagram.com/p/DOH4cX7ACTD/?igsh=d2dxd2VzZzQxM201, a...

Mais um VACILO NEWS nooo aarr!! E hoje <a href="https://instagram.com/danebayer" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Daniel Bayer,</a> <a href="https://instagram.com/assimdisseojoao" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">João Carvalho</a> e <a href="https://www.instagram.com/principevidane/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Príncipe Vidane</a> trazem o <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/DOH4cX7ACTD/?igsh=d2dxd2VzZzQxM201" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Ex-Padre submisso à SATANATRIX</a>, a <a href="https://jornaldovale.com/panico-em-escola-na-paraiba-suposta-invocacao-sobrenatural-deixa-alunos-e-funcionarios-em-estado-de-choque/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">invocação do mal</a> do ensino fundamental e a <a href="https://www.metropoles.com/colunas/mirelle-pinheiro/abacaxizinho-policia-apreende-droga-que-causa-psicose-permanente" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">droga mais perigosa do momento.</a> (P.S.: NÃO USE DROGAS!!)) FINANCIE ESTE VACILO: <a href="https://apoia.se/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">apoia.se/decrepitos</a> Assine o plano <a href="https://apoia.se/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">BOGA VIVA</a> e participe do nosso GRUPO SECRETO NO TELEGRAM! MANDA PIX: <a href="https://livepix.gg/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">livepix.gg/decrepitos</a> PARTICIPE PELO E-MAIL: <a href="https://decrepitos.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">ouvinte@decrepitos.com</a> ANUNCIE COM A GENTE: <a href="https://decrepitos.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">comercial@decrepitos.com</a> © Copyright 2025 - Decrépitos Podcast

Decrépitos 457 - VACILO NEWS: Satanatrix, Invocação Fundamental e Abacaxizinho da Nóia

<description>Chegou aquele quadro que todo brasileiriinho espera: &lt;b&gt;A HORA DO CONSOLO!&lt;/b&gt; E hoje&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a href="https://instagram.com/danebayer" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;Daniel Bayer e&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="https://instagram.com/assimdisseojoao" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;João Carvalho&lt;/a&gt; vão ajudar a resolver um &lt;b&gt;dilema de chifre hipotético&lt;/b&gt;, vão contar o &lt;b&gt;feedback de um caso antigo&lt;/b&gt; e vão ajudar uma pessoa a encontrar sua&lt;b&gt; alma gêmea.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;DECRÉPTINDER&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Se interessou pela &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/dih.anna.fernandes/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;@dih.anna.fernandes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;? Mande uma mensagem!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;FINANCIE ESTE VACILO:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://apoia.se/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;apoia.se/decrepitos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Assine o plano &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="https://apoia.se/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;BOGA VIVA&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; e participe do nosso &lt;b&gt;GRUPO SECRETO NO TELEGRAM!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;MANDA PIX:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://livepix.gg/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;livepix.gg/decrepitos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;PARTICIPE PELO E-MAIL:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://decrepitos.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;ouvinte@decrepitos.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;ANUNCIE COM A GENTE:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://decrepitos.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"&gt;comercial@decrepitos.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;© Copyright 2025 - Decrépitos Podcast</description>

Chegou aquele quadro que todo brasileiriinho espera: A HORA DO CONSOLO! E hoje https://instagram.com/danebayer https://instagram.com/assimdisseojoao vão ajudar a resolver um dilema de chifre hipotético, vão contar o feedback de um caso antigo e vão...

Chegou aquele quadro que todo brasileiriinho espera: A HORA DO CONSOLO! E hoje <a href="https://instagram.com/danebayer" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Daniel Bayer e</a> <a href="https://instagram.com/assimdisseojoao" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">João Carvalho</a> vão ajudar a resolver um dilema de chifre hipotético, vão contar o feedback de um caso antigo e vão ajudar uma pessoa a encontrar sua alma gêmea. DECRÉPTINDER Se interessou pela <a href="https://www.instagram.com/dih.anna.fernandes/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">@dih.anna.fernandes</a>? Mande uma mensagem! FINANCIE ESTE VACILO: <a href="https://apoia.se/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">apoia.se/decrepitos</a> Assine o plano <a href="https://apoia.se/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">BOGA VIVA</a> e participe do nosso GRUPO SECRETO NO TELEGRAM! MANDA PIX: <a href="https://livepix.gg/decrepitos" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">livepix.gg/decrepitos</a> PARTICIPE PELO E-MAIL: <a href="https://decrepitos.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">ouvinte@decrepitos.com</a> ANUNCIE COM A GENTE: <a href="https://decrepitos.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">comercial@decrepitos.com</a> © Copyright 2025 - Decrépitos Podcast

Decrépitos 456 - A Hora do Consolo #12

Daniel Bayer e João Carvalho abordam temas do cotidiano, variedades, cinema, TV, nostalgia, cultura pop, atualidades, notícias e assuntos polêmicos. Tudo com muito bom humor, azedume e a fofura de dois velhinhos gente boa.

Daniel Bayer, João Carvalho e Rafael Mordente abordam temas do cotidiano, variedades,  nostalgia, cultura pop, atualidades e assuntos polêmicos. Tudo com muito bom humor, azedume e a fofura de três velhinhos gente boa.

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