<div>On this week's episode: You want us to beg you to vote?...cause we’ll beg! ... Noah offers you a million dollars with the exact same intention of sticking to it as Elon Musk ... And there's a dead-alive cat in a ballot box called American democracy as you hear this.<br>
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This is how voting works and you need to do it: <a href="http://youshouldhavevotedforhillaryclinton.com/ponies">YouShouldHaveVotedForHillaryClinton.com/ponies</a><br>
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America prepares for election misinformation bonanza: <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/02/us/politics/donald-trump-kalama-harris-campaign.html">https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/02/us/politics/donald-trump-kalama-harris-campaign.html</a><br>
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In a first since 1938, kids in Des Moines trick-or-treat on Halloween: <a href="https://apnews.com/article/beggars-night-des-moines-iowa-halloween-26710c8e3564d461b6868313f7f71425">https://apnews.com/article/beggars-night-des-moines-iowa-halloween-26710c8e3564d461b6868313f7f71425</a><br>
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Tucker Carlson explains that Trump is "Daddy" and America needs a spanking: <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/24/tucker-carlson-speech-trump-spanking">https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/24/tucker-carlson-speech-trump-spanking</a><br>
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Cheese theft in England: <a href="https://apnews.com/article/great-cheese-theft-london-cheddar-jamie-oliver-fbaf6d697cd5c7e00de1c95d33837d52">https://apnews.com/article/great-cheese-theft-london-cheddar-jamie-oliver-fbaf6d697cd5c7e00de1c95d33837d52</a><br>
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Russia Court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000: <a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cdxvnwkl5kgo">https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cdxvnwkl5kgo</a>
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