<h1>Ivan fights wizards and monsters and Baba Yaga with a music streaming subscription</h1>
<div>What do you get when your daughters have been kidnapped by a sleezy cloud and your son not only spends all of his days jamming with his self-playing harp, but DOESN'T want to tear the heads off his friends? You get Tsar Wisehead, who apparently just figured out that parenting is hard.<br>
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😈 **The Creature: Garm<br>
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Garm is serious about his job, and that's unfortunate because that job involves blood splatters and the end of the world.<br>
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Links:<br>
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📚️ <strong>Fictional is back!</strong>: <a href="https://fictional.fm/subscribe">https://fictional.fm/subscribe</a><br>
<strong>💬 Discord</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/discord">https://myths.link/discord</a><br>
<strong>📷️ Instagram</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/instagram">https://myths.link/instagram</a><br>
<strong>✍️ Bluesky</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/bluesky">https://myths.link/bluesky</a><br>
<strong>📼 YouTube</strong>:<a href="https://myths.link/youtube">https://myths.link/youtube</a><br>
<strong>📖 Source</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/harp">https://myths.link/harp<br>
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📢 <strong>Sponsors<br>
</strong><br>
<strong>Uncommon Goods</strong>: To get 15% off your next gift, go to <a href="https://uncommongoods.com/legends">https://uncommongoods.com/legends<br>
</a><br>
<strong>Quince</strong>: Go to <a href="https://quince.com/legends">https://quince.com/legends</a> for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.<br>
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<strong>GhostBed</strong>: Right now, during GhostBed’s Fall Sale, you can get <strong>25% off sitewide</strong> for a limited time. Just go to <a href="https://ghostbed.com/legends"><strong><a href="https://GhostBed.com/legends">https://GhostBed.com/legends</a></strong></a> and use promo code <strong>LEGENDS</strong> at checkout.<br>
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<strong>ButcherBox</strong>: As an exclusive offer, our listeners can get free protein in every box for a year PLUS $20 off your first box when you go to [<a href="https://butcherbox.com/LEGENDS](https://ButcherBox.com/LEGENDS">https://ButcherBox.com/LEGENDS](https://ButcherBox.com/LEGENDS<br>
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🎵 <strong>Music Credits<br>
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<strong>"Flagstone Abbey"</strong> by Blue Dot Sessions<br>
<strong>"Kid Kodi"</strong> by Blue Dot Sessions<br>
<strong>"Cirrocumulous"</strong> by Chad Crouch<br>
<strong>"Thimble Rider Theme"</strong> by Blue Dot Sessions<br>
<strong>"The Spring"</strong> by Chad Crouch<br>
<strong>"Hermit"</strong> by Chad Crouch<br>
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![<description><h1>Ivan fights wizards and monsters and Baba Yaga with a music streaming subscription</h1>
<div>What do you get when your daughters have been kidnapped by a sleezy cloud and your son not only spends all of his days jamming with his self-playing harp, but DOESN'T want to tear the heads off his friends? You get Tsar Wisehead, who apparently just figured out that parenting is hard.<br>
<br>
😈 **The Creature: Garm<br>
<br>
Garm is serious about his job, and that's unfortunate because that job involves blood splatters and the end of the world.<br>
<br>
---<br>
<br>
Links:<br>
<br>
📚️ <strong>Fictional is back!</strong>: <a href="https://fictional.fm/subscribe">https://fictional.fm/subscribe</a><br>
<strong>💬 Discord</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/discord">https://myths.link/discord</a><br>
<strong>📷️ Instagram</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/instagram">https://myths.link/instagram</a><br>
<strong>✍️ Bluesky</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/bluesky">https://myths.link/bluesky</a><br>
<strong>📼 YouTube</strong>:<a href="https://myths.link/youtube">https://myths.link/youtube</a><br>
<strong>📖 Source</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/harp">https://myths.link/harp<br>
</a><br>
---<br>
<br>
📢 <strong>Sponsors<br>
</strong><br>
<strong>Uncommon Goods</strong>: To get 15% off your next gift, go to <a href="https://uncommongoods.com/legends">https://uncommongoods.com/legends<br>
</a><br>
<strong>Quince</strong>: Go to <a href="https://quince.com/legends">https://quince.com/legends</a> for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.<br>
<br>
<strong>GhostBed</strong>: Right now, during GhostBed’s Fall Sale, you can get <strong>25% off sitewide</strong> for a limited time. Just go to <a href="https://ghostbed.com/legends"><strong><a href="https://GhostBed.com/legends">https://GhostBed.com/legends</a></strong></a> and use promo code <strong>LEGENDS</strong> at checkout.<br>
<br>
<strong>ButcherBox</strong>: As an exclusive offer, our listeners can get free protein in every box for a year PLUS $20 off your first box when you go to [<a href="https://butcherbox.com/LEGENDS](https://ButcherBox.com/LEGENDS">https://ButcherBox.com/LEGENDS](https://ButcherBox.com/LEGENDS<br>
</a><br>
---<br>
<br>
🎵 <strong>Music Credits<br>
</strong><br>
<strong>"Flagstone Abbey"</strong> by Blue Dot Sessions<br>
<strong>"Kid Kodi"</strong> by Blue Dot Sessions<br>
<strong>"Cirrocumulous"</strong> by Chad Crouch<br>
<strong>"Thimble Rider Theme"</strong> by Blue Dot Sessions<br>
<strong>"The Spring"</strong> by Chad Crouch<br>
<strong>"Hermit"</strong> by Chad Crouch<br>
<br>
<br>
</div>
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