<h1>🧞‍♂️Trying to meet the love of your life? Maybe ask for help from two genies trying to kill each other.🧞‍♂️</h1><div> <p>Even if you're not trying to meet the love of your life or, like the characters in today's story, actively trying to avoid meeting the love of your life because you really don't want to marry, you still might end up falling for someone anyway. And then maybe dying of a broken heart because that's apparently actually a thing.</p><p>😈 <strong>The Creature: Ebu Gogo<br></strong><br>They will take your stuff and your children...and then ask the children how to cook themselves because no one wants to eat raw children, not even hairy monsters with (maybe) dog teeth.</p><p>---</p><p>Links:</p><p><strong>Disclaimer</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/426">https://myths.link/426</a><br><strong>Membership</strong>: <a href="https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership">https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership</a><br><strong>Fictional season 6 is out!</strong>: <a href="https://fictional.fm/subscribe">https://fictional.fm/subscribe</a><br><strong>Discord</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/discord">https://myths.link/discord</a><br><strong>Instagram</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/instagram">https://myths.link/instagram</a><br><strong>Bluesky</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/bluesky">https://myths.link/bluesky</a><br><strong>YouTube</strong>:<a href="https://myths.link/youtube">https://myths.link/youtube</a><br><strong>Long source</strong>: <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/52564/pg52564-images.html#Page_212">https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/52564/pg52564-images.html#Page_212<br></a><br>---</p><p>📢 <strong>Sponsors<br></strong><br><strong>Quince</strong>: Go to <a href="https://quince.com/legends">https://quince.com/legends</a> for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.</p><p><strong>BetterHelp</strong>: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. You can’t step into a lighter version of yourself without leaving behind what’s been weighing you down. Sign up and get 10% off at <a href="https://betterhelp.com/myths">https://BetterHelp.com/myths<br></a><br><strong>Mint Mobile</strong>: This January, quit overspending on wireless with 50% off Unlimited premium wireless. Plans start at $15/month at <a href="https://mintmobile.com/legends">https://mintmobile.com/legends<br></a><br><strong>ButcherBox</strong>: As an exclusive offer, our listeners can get free protein in every box for a year PLUS $20 off your first box when you go to <a href="https://butcherbox.com/LEGENDS">https://ButcherBox.com/LEGENDS<br></a><br>---</p><p>🎵 <strong>Music Credits<br></strong><br><strong>"Cabana Flats"</strong> by Blue Dot Sessions <br><strong>"Ilustrad"</strong> by Blue Dot Sessions <br><strong>"Lana Minor"</strong> by Blue Dot Sessions <br><strong>"Scallat"</strong> by Blue Dot Sessions<br><strong>"Shepman"</strong> by Blue Dot Sessions<br><strong>"Steady Now"</strong> by Blue Dot Sessions</p></div>