<div> <p>✨<strong>Cobbler Ahmet just wants to fix shoes</strong>✨</p><p>But his wife wants those sweet, sweet bath reservations, so it looks like he's going to go be the Chief Astrologer to the Sultan. The only problem(s)? He doesn't like astrology, doesn't know how to do it, and starts out by selling his astrology by the side of the highway.</p><p>That's actually the second story, because this week there are two stories of two Ahmets following dreams. On the first is junkman Ahmet, who has the same wonderful dream every night...except when it stops being wonderful, and starts getting real, he learns that sometimes following your dreams can be painful. And also weird.</p><p>😈 <strong>The Creature: Wapaloosie<br></strong><br>If you find you're always misplacing your gloves, they might be actively crawling away from you...because they're made from the fur of a Wapaloosie, a half squirrel, half dachshund, half caterpillar.</p><p>---</p><p>📖 <strong>The Book!</strong></p><p>Myths and Legends has our first book coming out on <strong>December 1st</strong>! Written by Carissa, it's a comprehensive retelling of Arthurian legend for the modern age.<br>If you like the podcast, you'll love the book, and preorders are a massive help to us.<br>Check it out here: <a href="https://myths.link/preorder">https://myths.link/preorder<br></a><br>🔗 <strong>Links:</strong></p><p><strong>Membership</strong>: <a href="https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership">https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership</a><br><strong>Source 1</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/junkman">https://myths.link/junkman</a><br><strong>Source 2</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/astrologer">https://myths.link/astrologer</a><br><strong>Myths and Legends YouTube</strong>:<a href="https://myths.link/youtube">https://myths.link/youtube<br></a><br>💬 <strong>Social</strong></p><p><strong>Discord</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/discord">https://myths.link/discord</a><br><strong>Instagram</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/instagram">https://myths.link/instagram</a><br><strong>Bluesky</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/bluesky">https://myths.link/bluesky<br></a><br>---</p><p>📢 <strong>Sponsors<br></strong><br><strong>Better Help</strong>: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at <a href="https://betterhelp.com/myths">https://betterhelp.com/myths<br></a><br><strong>ButcherBox: </strong>As an exclusive offer, new listeners can get their choice between chicken breast or top sirloin for a year OR ground beef for life, PLUS $20 off when you go to <a href="https://butcherbox.com/LEGENDS">https://ButcherBox.com/LEGENDS<br></a><br><strong>Wayfair</strong>: Get organized, refreshed, and back on track this new year for WAY less. Head to <a href="https://wayfair.com/">https://wayfair.com</a> right now to shop all things home.</p><p>---</p><p>🎵 <strong>Music Credits<br></strong><br><em>Greylock</em> by Blue Dot Sessions<br><em>Filesharer's Lament</em> by Chad Crouch<br><em>Cello Pizz</em> by Breakmaster Cylinder<br><em>Rhodes</em> by Blue Dot Sessions<br><em>Julmust</em> by Breakmaster Cylinder<br><em>Dream Abridged</em> by Blue Dot Sessions<br><em>Corkscrew Pt. 2, Score 19</em> by Chad Crouch</p></div>