<div> <p>🍜Samurai Pirates, Stabby Sumo Wrestlers, and Punchable Oni</p><p>Are the consequences of Jiuyemon's actions. </p><p>We all make mistakes. Too many of the samurai Jiuyemon's mistakes involved killing people with a sword while drunk, though. While the heat dies down, he needs to start a new life in exile. As a toothpaste salesman.</p><p>😈 <strong>The Creature: Kappa<br></strong><br>Famous for being cute and giving boat rides in Animal Crossing! Don't ask about what he used to get up to before he was a kawaii manga star, though! It definitely doesn't involve eating humans and having multiple anuses!</p><p>---</p><p>📖 The Book!</p><p>Myths and Legends has our first book coming out on <strong>December 1st</strong>! Written by Carissa, it's a definitive version of the King Arthur legends.<br>If you like the podcast, you'll love the book, and preorders are a massive help to us. <br>Check it out here: <a href="https://myths.link/preorder">https://myths.link/preorder<br></a><br>🔗 Links:</p><p><strong>Disclaimer</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/432">https://myths.link/432</a><br><strong>Membership</strong>: <a href="https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership">https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership</a><br><strong>Source</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/source">https://myths.link/source</a><br><strong>Myths and Legends YouTube</strong>:<a href="https://myths.link/youtube">https://myths.link/youtube<br></a><br>💬 Social</p><p><strong>Discord</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/discord">https://myths.link/discord</a><br><strong>Instagram</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/instagram">https://myths.link/instagram</a><br><strong>Bluesky</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/bluesky">https://myths.link/bluesky<br></a><br>---</p><p>📢 <strong>Sponsors<br></strong><br><strong>ButcherBox</strong>: As an exclusive offer, new listeners can get their choice between chicken breast or top sirloin for a year, OR ground beef for life, PLUS $20 off when you go to <a href="https://butcherbox.com/LEGENDS">https://ButcherBox.com/LEGENDS<br></a><br><strong>Home Chef</strong>: For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners 50% off and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to <a href="https://homechef.com/legends">https://homechef.com/legends</a>. </p><p><strong>GhostBed</strong>: Right now, listeners of <strong>Myths and Legends</strong> can take an <strong>extra 10% off already-reduced prices</strong>. Just go to <a href="https://ghostbed.com/legends">https://GhostBed.com/legends</a> and use promo code <strong>LEGENDS</strong> at checkout.</p><p><strong>Quince</strong>: Go to <a href="https://quince.com/legends">https://quince.com/legends</a> for free shipping and 365-day returns. That's a full year to wear it and love it, and you totally will.<br>---</p><p>🎵 <strong>Music Credits<br></strong><br><em>Gibbian</em> by Blue Dot Sessions<br><em>Marking the Clock</em> by Blue Dot Sessions<br><em>Spiro's Etude</em> by Blue Dot Sessions<br><em>Illa Villardo</em> by Blue Dot Sessions<br><em>Ghosts, Yo</em> by Breakmaster Cylinder<br><em>Ice Cream Truck EDMR</em> by Breakmaster Cylinder<br><em>Writer's Retreat</em> by Blue Dot Sessions</p></div>