<div> <p>🍼 <strong>If your parent goes through the trouble of getting you superpowers...<br></strong><br>Kind of the least you can do is get them a new house. And fight all the dragons infesting that house. And get their increasingly specific and dangerous medical treatments for their very real and not made-up illnesses.</p><p>😈 <strong>The Creature: Sisimito<br></strong><br>I did not know the Soviets had a secret program to create Chimpanzee-human hybrid. That's almost unrelated to the Sisimito. Almost.</p><p>---</p><p>📖 <strong>The Book!<br></strong><br>Myths and Legends has our first book coming out on <strong>December 1st</strong>! <em>FOR THE KING</em> is a comprehensive retelling of Arthurian legend, focused on humanity and written for the modern age. </p><p>If you like the podcast, you'll love the book, and preorders are a massive help to us.  Check it out here: <a href="https://myths.link/preorder">https://myths.link/preorder<br></a><br>🔗 <strong>Links</strong>:</p><p><strong>Membership</strong>: <a href="https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership">https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership</a><br><strong>Source</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/victorious">https://myths.link/victorious</a><br><strong>Myths and Legends YouTube</strong>:<a href="https://myths.link/youtube">https://myths.link/youtube<br></a><br>💬 <strong>Social</strong>:</p><p><strong>Discord</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/discord">https://myths.link/discord</a><br><strong>Instagram</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/instagram">https://myths.link/instagram</a><br><strong>Bluesky</strong>: <a href="https://myths.link/bluesky">https://myths.link/bluesky<br></a><br>---</p><p>📢 <strong>Sponsors<br></strong><br><strong>BetterHelp</strong>: You don’t have to say yes to everything this summer. Find support in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at <a href="https://betterhelp.com/myths">https://betterhelp.com/myths<br></a><br><strong>Mint Mobile</strong>: To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to <a href="https://mintmobile.com/legends">https://mintmobile.com/legends</a>.</p><p><strong>Wayfair</strong>: Patio season is here and these deals won’t last! head to <a href="https://wayfair.com/">https://wayfair.com</a> right now to get your outdoor space ready for way less.</p><p>---</p><p>🎵 <strong>Music Credits<br></strong><br><em>this is where I leave you</em> by Breakmaster Cylinder<br><em>snails attack!</em> by Breakmaster Cylinder<br><em>An Egg-Shaped Room For Your Thoughts</em> by Breakmaster Cylinder<br><em>Building Blocks B</em> by Breakmaster Cylinder<br><em>Our Names Engraved</em> by Blue Dot Sessions</p></div>