In which we begin in earnest by being entirely too earnest. And no, it&apos;s not the one by Semisonic. It&apos;s <a href='https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKFCp9P0cFc'>the one</a> by Tom Waits. <a href='https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-SE96Q9dDU'>Get it right or pay the price.</a> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/2453196/fan_mail/new">Ask a question!</a>Follow Alexander Scott on <a href='https://bsky.app/profile/wittiestmanalive.bsky.social'>BlueSky</a> @WittiestManAliveFind more shows and upcoming announcements from your town is next. Media on <a href='https://x.com/yourtownisnext'>Twitter</a> or <a href='https://bsky.app/profile/yourtownisnext.com'>BlueSky</a> @yourtownisnextSubscribe to the <a href='https://yourtownisnext.substack.com/'>your town is next. Substack</a> for updates and essays, straight to your mailbox

In which we begin in earnest by being entirely too earnest.  And no, it's not the one by Semisonic. It's the one by Tom Waits. Get it right or pay the price.  Ask a question! Follow Alexander Scott on BlueSky @WittiestManAlive Find more shows and upcoming announcements from your town is next. Media on Twitter or BlueSky @yourtownisnext Subscribe to the your town is next. Substack for updates and essays, straight to your mailbox 

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