Lies

"ALF is accidentally photographed by a tabloid photographer." Or is that a lie? Well, no but it does bring up a trope that has plagued us since episode one - how does nobody notice ALF sticking his hooter through the kitchen portal every single episode? Your hosts Ben Baker and John Matthews are sneaking in your van to eat all your film in this romp featuring our absolutely favourite ALF thing - Willie making up increasing amounts of old bollocks to get out of a situation the alien has put him in. Damn you paparazzo! Want more sidebar Splaining in your eyes and ears and other extremities? Join the Orbit Guard here and support us doing this madness: https://www.patreon.com/houseofsplain/https://www.patreon.com/houseofsplain/