Badslant Podcast

It's a lively one this week, complete with raspberry slander and conflicting views on artificial watermelon flavoring. Yack is back, and he's got a sack full... of Korean movie reviews. Things literally turn to sh*t when the guys discuss the Hyrox Beijing mess that continues to grow hair. They pivot hard to discuss their upcoming Richmond running plans and what they can expect come race day. With muted expectations, the Iceman and AJ recap their Puto get together from Week 1 of the NFL season. And they round out the episode lamenting the renders of the Commanders' new stadium and the waning days of their tailgate tradition. Seems like they discussed a lot but not really.

Iceman goes dry after a VERY wet weekend at the beach. The timing certainly couldn't be better, as his temporary sobriety lands on the day of the iPhone Duo debut, and our resident techie has all the thoughts. Meanwhile, Ace-J seeks professional help with his balls...his golf balls that is. And to say it was an up-and-down experience would be an understatement. The golfathon continues as the guys pour one out for the LIV golf tour (again) while toasting the newest TaylorMade athlete with a VERY familiar last name. They close it out with an almost-too-late-but-still-kinda-timely review of OBSESSION, currently wreaking havoc on eyeballs and relationships through the Peacock app. Listen intently but keep the lights on... for our sake.

Ace-J and the Iceman join forces to clear some space on the latter’s liquor shelf and well… it kinda popped off from there. After teasing a major detour last week, the Iceman finally comes to a decision on the Richmond 8K… and the answer might surprise you. The boys ponder the uncertain future of DC’s most beloved golf course before debating the value of a good ball fitting. Regardless of how you feel about that, we can all agree: Scottie’s a fraud, cell phone companies lie, and Tom Cruise is still a thrill-seeking maniac. Have a listen while kickboxing a Lexus.

The boys reconvene with a bonafide LOCAL CELEBRITY… in Yogging Yack. He pulls the curtain back on his recent profile on Business Insider while the other guys try not to fanboy excessively. Iceman test drives the much ballyhooed Starlink system, and the results might surprise you. (Or not… he’s pretty biased.) Of course, all of that pales in comparison to the Good Good Golf/ Callaway calamity that continues to roil the golf world. The boys deliver a full blow-by-blow on what might be the biggest sports marketing blunder in recent memory… and possibly ever. Elsewhere… the Iceman is ditching Richmond, the X-Men cast is sus, and the Reaper keeps taking the wrong ones. Listen here and THEN resume listening to Jolene on repeat.

The gang is back together so you know what that means: caesar dressing and lots of it. The boys taste test McDonald's Caesar-centric menu, and the results are middling AT BEST. Fortunately, Yack has enough beach tales to cleanse all of our palates. He regales us with a recap of his trip to the DIRTY SOUF, complete with the obligatory (and contentious) trip to Buc-ees and an unexpectedly pleasant Paula Deen-tinged experience. He also belatedly shares his review of Spider-Man Brand New Day, which leads the boys to ponder just how many rounds of Tom Holland's crossfit workout they can pull off without puking. Also of note: The Bills' building sucks, the Lakers are a private equity front, and there really is only one Ace-J. Tune in before this turns into a full time "Blood In Blood out" podcast.