Chad Goes to Maine, Why Bar Toilet Seats Never Stay Tight (And Other Mysteries)

Send us Fan Mail Chad is back from Maine with a bar owner's field report: a Portland dive called Room for Improvement serving $3 bowls of cheese balls with chopsticks, the immaculate taproom at Maine Beer Company where every new keg gets a sensory test before it's poured, and why Maine and Michigan feel so much alike (and so unlike Ohio). Back home, Ryan's dealing with toilet paper holders ripped off the wall and toilet seats that loosen no matter what, which somehow turns into a bidet debate and Ryan making his case for the $1,800 Japanese toilet. Also: the drink orders that tip a bartender off to a problem customer, a weather app renaming Lake Erie "Lake America" (so we're renaming Sandusky Bay "Paddle Bar Bay"), a Cleveland beer podcast that wants us on as guests, and Ryan's post-shift trip to Jack's feeling like Mitch McConnell walking back onto the Senate floor. Plus Song of the Week, movie quotes, and a Sandusky roads trivia question that may not have been written correctly. New episodes every two weeks.