Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

In “BLC Classic Theater: Great Value Spice,” Parker, Fred, and Allan revisit a Black Lincoln Collective classic packed with superhot peppers, the Spice Girls, terrible movies, calendar reform, Thanksgiving history, and the kind of questionable educational content only BLC can provide. Parker starts things off by recounting the terrible decision to bite into an unidentified superhot pepper while driving through a residential neighborhood with absolutely nothing nearby to drink. That somehow turns into jalapeño margaritas, fake “no reaction” spice videos, and a deep dive into Spice World, including the crew ranking their favorite Spice Girls and attempting to remember basically anything about the movie. Then Fred introduces the International Fixed Calendar, a proposal to replace the traditional calendar with 13 months of 28 days each, complete with a mysterious extra “Year Day.” Naturally, the Black Lincoln Collective immediately improves the system with ideas including Trumptober, Big Calendar conspiracies, and the possibility of creating an official BLC month. Finally, the guys attempt to learn the real history of Thanksgiving, which goes about as responsibly as you would expect.

In “Neither Fish Nor Fowl” | Episode 262 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, Parker, Fred, and Allan welcome one of the strangest guests ever to enter the BLC universe: Chainsaw Chicken. Despite the name, Chainsaw would like everyone to understand two things immediately: he does not carry a chainsaw, and he is not a chicken. From there, the crew dives into decades of Chainsaw Chicken history, including UFOs, Sasquatch, alien breeding programs, presidential encounters, Richard Nixon’s missing tape, old Hollywood, psychiatric treatment, impostor chickens, arrests, a bank robbery misunderstanding, a twin brother named Buzzsaw, life without a driver’s license, and the strange reality of building an independent comedy character for more than 20 years. Chainsaw also talks about his creative philosophy, surviving as a nonconformist, algorithms that have no idea how to categorize him, the challenges of making independent comedy, and why sometimes the best thing you can do is simply keep being yourself. Visit chainsawchicken.com and listen to the full episode at americasfavoritepodcast.com.

In “Crotch Orange” | Episode 261 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, Fred returns from his Dave Chappelle adventure in Charlotte with casino losses, golf, expensive drinks, locked-up phones, multiple opening acts, a surprise Queen of Hearts singer, and one small problem: he can barely remember a single joke Chappelle told. Then Parker, Fred, and Allan get ready for Halloween by planning questionable Renaissance Fair costumes, inventing the seasonal color Crotch Orange, debating whether Parker should become a slutty blacksmith, and working through a list of supposedly trending 2026 Halloween costumes that none of them recognize. The crew also talks Heidi Klum’s legendary Halloween commitment, last year’s ER Halloween experience, a high school quarterback reportedly kicked off his team after changing a play at the line of scrimmage, and who should really control the Super Bowl halftime show. Listen now at americasfavoritepodcast.com.

In “Lubricus Not Includicas” | Episode 260 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, Parker, Fred, and Allan launch their campaign for a third straight local podcast award, size up the competition, celebrate Fred finally landing Dave Chappelle tickets, and follow Parker back into the gym, where childcare, bad knees, glute machines, gym etiquette, legal contracts, and questionable exercise noises all become one very long mistake. After the break, the Business Manatee returns to address last week’s dramatic exit, explain how the North Florida-South Georgia fish markets bounced back, recommend GameStop, weigh in on spoiled coffee creamer, and offer more financial wisdom than anyone asked for. The crew also dives into health news, including drug-resistant Shigella, sexual transmission, daycare bacteria, extremely bad anatomy analogies, and the realization that sometimes a contract really does need to specify: Lubricus Not Includicas.

Fall is here, the weather is unhinged, and things are getting weird on **Episode 259 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast!** Parker, Fred, and Allan welcome a Gen Alpha El Niño to explain why Mother Nature is acting sus, dive into NASCAR lawsuits, bizarre sports controversies, and questionable North Carolina laws, then get a crash course in fish-market economics from old-money Florida legend Charles Mangrove III, aka The Business Manatee, who somehow owes a gray whale $47 million. Throw in Dennis Rodman, old-school R&B, televangelist scandals, and megachurch money, and you've got another wildly unpredictable episode of **The Black Lincoln Collective!**