
        <p>Brandi’s got a surgery date. Dr. Carlo Henrado is going in on Friday to figure out what’s actually going on under her skin — two specific spots, already marked, exploratory. She’s calling it great news, which tells you everything about how the last few months have gone.

James has a date of a different kind. Joey from Instagram said yes, and it’s happening on the podcast. Brandi is deeply invested.

Elsewhere: why celebrities handle divorce so badly and who actually pays for it, the Fendi clutch that didn’t stop a store from treating her like she wandered in off the street, the viral Nicole Kidman song and whether anyone’s actually embarrassed, a celebrity encounter that went sideways, Sai and Carole getting into guilt by association, and Brandi’s theory about what people buying shovels at Walmart are really up to.

Candid, funny, occasionally too honest. As usual.</p>
      

Brandi’s got a surgery date. Dr. Carlo Henrado is going in on Friday to figure out what’s actually going on under her skin — two specific spots, already marked, exploratory. She’s calling it great news, which tells you everything about how the last few months have gone.

James has a date of a different kind. Joey from Instagram said yes, and it’s happening on the podcast. Brandi is deeply invested.

Elsewhere: why celebrities handle divorce so badly and who actually pays for it, the Fendi clutch that didn’t stop a store from treating her like she wandered in off the street, the viral Nicole Kidman song and whether anyone’s actually embarrassed, a celebrity encounter that went sideways, Sai and Carole getting into guilt by association, and Brandi’s theory about what people buying shovels at Walmart are really up to.

Candid, funny, occasionally too honest. As usual.

They’re Taking My Face Off On Friday

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