In this mid-century modern monster installment, Mike and JT head to the land of endless corn and seasonal depression to meet the Loveland Frogman, a three-foot-tall bipedal amphibian with the posture of a disappointed cross-country coach. First spotted in 1955 smelling like "wet almonds," this heavily moisturized cryptid didn't truly explode until 1972, when two credible police officers encountered it squatting on a secluded road. JT questions the tactical advantage of a "monster" that stands at waist-height and brandishes a sparking wand like a confused, three-foot-tall warlock who lost his way to Hogwarts. The "amphibious anxiety" reached its peak when Officer Mark Matthews applied 3,000 pounds of American steel to the problem, only to discover the legendary beast was actually just a cold, tailless pet iguana that had been released into the Ohio suburbs. Despite this profoundly disappointing revelation, the legend survives in local folklore and even a staged musical, proving that humans will always prefer a magic-wielding frog over a boring, scientific explanation involving irresponsible pet ownership. Sources  ●    Clark, Jerome. Unexplained!: Strange Sightings, Incredible Occurrences, and Puzzling Physical Phenomena. Visible Ink Press, 2012. (General cryptid research detailing the 1955 and 1972 sightings). ●    Officer Ray Shockey and Officer Mark Matthews. Eyewitness accounts and original police reports from March 1972, often cited in local Ohio news archives (detailing the three-foot height and the creature's stick/wand). ●    The Cincinnati Enquirer / Associated Press. Contemporary news reports from 1972 detailing the sightings, the subsequent investigation, and the ultimate, suppressed identification of the creature as a large iguana. ●    Folklore and Cultural Studies. Analysis of the Loveland Frog's enduring presence in Ohio urban legend, including the creation of musicals and local festivals dedicated to the creature. ________________________________________ Ghost Bites on Suno AI: ⁠https://suno.com/@ghostbitespod⁠ To listen to songs based on each episode, separated by season. This episode was produced with permission and licenses from Epidemic Sound Pro. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices