This week Cassie and Marc discuss the top dumbest criminal stories to come out of Texas in recent years. Episode Sponsor: <a href="https://bit.ly/cmtsupod" target= "_blank" rel="noopener">The Swiftest</a> Leave us a message for our 100th episode: (805) 268-7277 Submit questions and case suggestions <a href= "https://linktr.ee/cantmakethisshituppod" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">HERE</a>. Email us at: <a href= "mailto:cantmakethisshituppod@gmail.com">cantmakethisshituppod@gmail.com</a> Contact us by mail at: P.O. Box 903 Solvang, CA 93464   Source Material: <a href="https://abc13.com/burglary-patio-home-asleep/1981601/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Burglars arrested after falling asleep on back patio of home</a> <a href= "https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/texas/article/Splendora-PD-Man-is-the-world-s-dumbest-12410819.php"> Splendora PD dubs porter man 'world's dumbest criminal'</a> <a href= "https://patch.com/texas/conroe-montgomerycounty/spledora-pd-dubs-porter-man-worlds-dumbest-criminal" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Splendora PD dubs porter man 'world's dumbest criminal'</a> <a href="https://murderpedia.org/female.T/t/trujillo-ana.htm" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Texas Man Stabbed to Death with Stiletto Heel</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7zSa5VAu7Q&t=2s" target="_blank" rel="noopener">When a Crazy Girlfriend Finally Snaps</a> <a href= "https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Carjacking-suspects-couldn-t-figure-out-6098357.php" target="_blank" rel="noopener">San Antonio Car Jacking Suspects Couldn't Figure Out Push-Button Ignition</a> <a href= "https://www.kxan.com/news/texas/texas-man-dies-after-jumping-on-moving-18-wheeler-and-dancing/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Texas Man Dies After Jumping on Moving 18-Wheeler</a> <a href= "https://www.sacurrent.com/news/texas-man-dies-after-dancing-atop-moving-18-wheeler-police-say-30385137" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Texas Man Dies After Jumping on Moving 18-Wheeler</a>

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Can't Make This Sh*t Up: A True Crime Podcast

Dumbest Texas Criminals Part 1

Dumbest Texas Criminals Part 1

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