This week Cassie and Marc discuss the top dumbest criminal stories to come out of Texas in recent years. Episode Sponsor: <a href="https://www.audibletrial.com/cmtsu" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Audible</a> Leave us a message for our 100th episode: (805) 268-7277 Submit questions and case suggestions <a href= "https://linktr.ee/cantmakethisshituppod" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">HERE</a>. Email us at: <a href= "mailto:cantmakethisshituppod@gmail.com">cantmakethisshituppod@gmail.com</a> Contact us by mail at: P.O. Box 903 Solvang, CA 93464   Source Material: <a href= "https://www.sacurrent.com/news/san-antonio-shooting-suspect-promotes-his-soundcloud-and-youtube-accounts-during-arrest-23667553" target="_blank" rel="noopener">San Antonio Shooting Suspect Promotes His Soundcloud and YouTube Accounts During Arrest</a> <a href= "https://www.sacurrent.com/news/san-antonio-shooting-suspect-promotes-his-soundcloud-and-youtube-accounts-during-arrest-23667553" target="_blank" rel="noopener">San Antonio Shooting Suspect Promotes His Soundcloud and YouTube Accounts During Arrest</a> <a href= "https://consumerist.com/2011/03/21/swat-called-to-taco-bell-gunman-pissed-over-price-of-burritos/#:~:text=A%20SWAT%20team%20was%20called,and%20pistol%2C%20and%20drove%20off" target="_blank" rel="noopener">The Beefy Crunch Burrito Incident </a> <a href= "https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local_news/article/The-Beefy-Crunch-Burrito-incident-1226571.php" target="_blank" rel="noopener">The Beefy Crunch Burrito Incident </a> <a href= "https://wtaw.com/college-station-man-heading-to-prison-after-admitting-to-a-2015-robbery/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">A Texas Policeman Said He'd Never Seen Anything This Dumb in 27 Years</a> <a href= "https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2013/11/dumb-criminal-of-the-week-michael-logan-brown-a-texas-policeman-said-he-s-never-seen-anything-this-dumb-in-27-years.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener">A Texas Policeman Said He'd Never Seen Anything This Dumb in 27 Years</a> <a href= "https://apnews.com/article/oddities-law-enforcement-monkeys-animal-cruelty-dallas-5d7949d2609dd6e0ab150417933a406c" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Texas Man Jailed in Dallas Monkey Case Says He'd Do It Again</a> <a href= "https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/02/08/davion-irvin-jailed-dallas-zoo-monkey-theft/11210540002/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Texas Man Jailed in Dallas Monkey Case Says He'd Do It Again</a> <a href= "https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2457731/Texas-man-fakes-kidnapping-wife-drinking-friends.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Texas Man Fakes Kidnapping So He Can Go Out Drinking</a>

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Dumbest Texas Criminals Part 2

Dumbest Texas Criminals Part 2

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