COCKTAILS AND TAKEAWAYS

DD Grey, the host behind The Grey Game podcast, pulled up to the purple couch to unlock the boys’ groupchat and tell Madame Joyce (and you lot) what the men are really saying when you’re not in the room. How much space do you actually take up in a man’s life? Is he worth the energy you’re pouring in? And who’s really overestimating who? Joyce, a drink and a guest with zero filter, and the verdict isn’t always the one you want. It gets REAL 😭 Join Madame Joyce every Wednesday for some hot topics, trending news and some cocktails! Whether thats love and relationships, celebrity gossip, dilemmas and everything in between! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Madame Joyce is back on the purple couch, solo, and finally answering the question that’s been sitting in your DMs: where have I been? She gets honest about what the podcast break really looked like, what she got up to while the mic was off, and the self care that’s actually been keeping her sane. Then it’s straight into Big Brother UK 2026, because she’s been watching the chaos in that house and she has OPINIONS. Join Madame Joyce every Wednesday for some hot topics, trending news and some cocktails! Whether thats love and relationships, celebrity gossip, dilemmas and everything in between! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ché Mario pulled up to the purple couch declaring HE has the song of the summer — bold claim, and we made him defend it 💜 The North West London artist, model and stylist gets into his introduction to music, his upbringing, the fashion world (including the REAL talk on fake designer), being the cameo everyone spots in music videos, and of course — carnival. Does the claim hold up? You lot decide. It gets REAL. Join Madame Joyce every Wednesday for some hot topics, trending news and some cocktails! Whether thats love and relationships, celebrity gossip, dilemmas and everything in between! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Africa's biggest streamer just pulled up to the purple couch 💜 Carter Efe joins Madame Joyce for the full gist — his streaming journey to becoming Africa's most-followed name on Twitch, the friendships with Davido and Kai Cenat that are genuinely real, and yes, THAT cheating story (while he was bringing her food, no less 😭). We're also getting into his secret talents, what he loves and doesn't about Nigeria, his plans to become a UK citizen, and a proper lesson in London classiness. It gets REAL. Join Madame Joyce every Wednesday for some hot topics, trending news and some cocktails! Whether thats love and relationships, celebrity gossip, dilemmas and everything in between! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get Your Purple Couch Tickets : www.madamejoyce.com💜 New producer, new era 💜 Say hi to Makayla, she's officially part of the C&T family, and she jumped straight onto the couch with Madame Joyce and Lateef for the gist of the week. We're getting into being starstruck (yes, Drake and Rihanna came up), Makayla's love affair with London, the Pop The Balloon effect on modern dating, shooting your shot with a little liquid courage, and why guys playing the "taking long to reply" game needs to stop. Joyce is also opening up about her single era, Nakupenda versus Money Constant, and whether romance is actually deador if we killed it ourselves. It gets REAL.mm Join Madame Joyce every Wednesday for some hot topics, trending news and some cocktails! Whether thats love and relationships, celebrity gossip, dilemmas and everything in between! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.