Apparently this week we’re wildlife rescuers, professional bad-decision makers, and experts on everything wrong with society. Naturally.
We’re swapping family stories that somehow involve rescuing baby birds, burying said baby birds (RIP), and revisiting the era when Heelys and hoverboards were apparently acceptable forms of transportation. Because nothing says “childhood memories” quite like wheels strapped to your feet and absolutely no concern for personal safety.
Then things take a turn, as they usually do. We’re talking Euphoria, drugs, OnlyFans, and the very weird experience of realizing that becoming parents has completely changed the way we look at things we probably wouldn’t have thought twice about ten years ago.

Apparently this week we’re wildlife rescuers, professional bad-decision makers, and experts on everything wrong with society. Naturally.
We’re swapping family stories that somehow involve rescuing baby birds, burying said baby birds (RIP), and revisiting the era when Heelys and hoverboards were apparently acceptable forms of transportation. Because nothing says “childhood memories” quite like wheels strapped to your feet and absolutely no concern for personal safety.
Then things take a turn, as they usually do. We’re talking Euphoria, drugs, OnlyFans, and the very weird experience of realizing that becoming parents has completely changed the way we look at things we probably wouldn’t have thought twice about ten years ago.

Apparently this week we’re wildlife rescuers, professional bad-decision makers, and experts on everything wrong with society. Naturally.
We’re swapping family stories that somehow involve rescuing baby birds, burying said baby birds (RIP), and revisiting the era when Heelys and hoverboards were apparently acceptable forms of transportation. Because nothing says “childhood memories” quite like wheels strapped to your feet and absolutely no concern for personal safety.
Then things take a turn, as they usually do. We’re talking Euphoria, drugs, OnlyFans, and the very weird experience of realizing that becoming parents has completely changed the way we look at things we probably wouldn’t have thought twice about ten years ago.
 

The Baby Bird Chronicles

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