EP 006: Veronica's Down With O.P.P. - Other People's Parenting (Yeah, You Know Her...)

🎶 You down with OPP? YEAH, YOU KNOW HER! 🎶 We’re kicking things off with our weekly check-in of WILL SHE OR WON’T SHE?! Because in the Veronica Cinematic Universe, court-ordered parenting time is apparently more of a suggestion than an actual obligation. It’s Thursday. The excuses are warming up. Friday’s looking questionable. Saturday’s anybody’s guess. And somewhere in the middle of this scheduling shitshow, the rest of us are expected to remain on standby until Veronica decides whether motherhood fits into her weekend plans. 🚗💨 Then we’re getting into the inspiration behind this week’s episode: Naughty by Nature’s legendary OPP. Except around here, it stands for OTHER PEOPLE’S PARENTING. And Veronica? She’s been down with OPP since before it was cool. Apparently, I’m qualified to handle the schoolwork, appointments, daily responsibilities, emotional support, and approximately 97% of the actual parenting. But having my name on official school paperwork? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT. 🚫📋 Because Veronica doesn’t necessarily want to DO the parenting. She just wants to make sure nobody mistakes the person actually doing it for someone important. All the authority. None of the accountability. And a full-time unpaid substitute mother who apparently needs to stay in her lane while simultaneously driving the entire fucking bus. 🚌💀 Welcome back to the VCU, where the rules are made up, the excuses never end, and the only thing Veronica consistently shows up for is an opportunity to make everyone else’s life more difficult. 🎧 Episode 006 is here. And yes, Veronica is STILL down with OPP. #DeadbeatMom #VeronicaCinematicUniverse #OtherPeoplesParenting #StepmomLife #ParentingFuckery