Doom Generation

New month, new theme and we are celebrating the Lynch before, the Lynch of now and the Lynch yet to come with fresh baked Kyle cakes, first date espionage, pervert detectives, cornsilk Cabbage Patch poodle bangs, confused boners, a practical use for the Watchtower (finally) and Isabella Rossellini impressions so bad you'll crave blueberry pancakes! We're taking you on a joy ride to pussy heaven and raising a PBR to your fuck. Neo-noirvember starts now with Blue Velvet, this time on Doom Generation!

We're closing out Ooze-tober with the second of our kinky Clive Barker bookends that's bringing lil freaks (complementary), lil freaks (derogatory), square hair, jackets for walking wet corpses, possible Pikachus, probable pazuzoots and Fears but no Tears (it's a waste of good suffering). Let us get our hooks into you, it's Hellraiser on this Halloween episode of Doom Generation!

Ooze-tober sleazes on with a lovely trip back to the cabin on a second date with the Deadites. It's a short episode but it's jam packed with the second mention of Ted Danson's ghost, Madonna's milky eye, hair in dire need of a V05 hot oil treatment, professors laying pipe, Pazuzu boot goofin', recycled butt sweat and Ash gettin a wicked stranger. So who's laughing now? We are! Summon up The Evil Dead 2 this time on Doom Generation...GROOVY!

We find ourselves smack dab in the middle of Ooze-tober with a real wet one. We've enrolled at Miskatonic University where we learn of the existence of Danbert, realistic CPR, aggressive pencil snapping, reasonable rental strategy, Dr. Hall's freak file and dead on dead mind control because that's what that laser do! This isn't a drill, that's not Carl Dean or Big Bud Dean it's the ACTUAL old guy from Reanimator on this episode of Doom Generation!

Ooze-tober continues in escalating wetness, skeetin' Susan makes sure of that! We've got John Carpenter top to tails with a story we're still not 100% sure of with real and possible physics, a cop 'stache-boat shoes combo, my faaaatherrrrr, dot matrix print outs, wet faces but bangin' bangs, Doogie 'Owwwser ass, skelly keys and Susan WHO?! Let evil ooze into all your face holes and blast you right in the throat, all hail the Prince of Darkness on this episode of Doom Generation!