<p>It starts with Draco Malfoy burning his own mail, and is made worse with Septima Vector’s suspicions and accusations.</p> <p>Harry Potter is sent through an emotional whirlwind of a forced confession one day, an assurance of loathing another, and finally a begrudged agreement to go on one date, and only one date, with the purpose of proving—once and for all—that any relationship between Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy just would never work.</p> <p>Notes:</p>