🌊😱 EPISODE 166: WATERPARKS ARE TERRIFYING

Wave pools. Drain suction. Parasites that laugh at chlorine. Turns out the "safe" attraction at the water park was never safe — and we've got the real-life horror stories to prove it (RIP Action Park, aka "Traction Park"). 🎬 PIRANHA (1978) — Genetically engineered killer fish, bred for Vietnam, get loose and head straight for a summer camp. Spielberg himself called it "the best of the Jaws rip-offs." 🎬 JAWS 3D (1983) — The Brody boys can't catch a break. This time it's a SeaWorld-style marine park and a mama great white hunting for her missing baby through the underwater tunnels. Plus: Verrückt, Cryptosporidium outbreaks, and why wave pools might be the scariest attraction of all. New Patron shoutout: Pool Boi Q 🏊 🎧 Listen now — wherever you get podcasts! Support the show: frigay13.com/support