Gilmore Girls S03E11 “I Solemnly Swear” | Sookie’s Accidental Date and Emily’s Lawsuit

Grab your cootie catchers and clear your afternoon, because we are breaking down Gilmore Girls Season 3, Episode 11: "I Solemnly Swear"! This week, Emily is getting sued by her former maid "Clompy" for wrongful termination, leading to quite possibly the funniest scene in television history: Emily reading Lorelai's unhinged deposition transcript out loud (monkey monkey underpants, anyone?). Meanwhile, Lorelai and Sookie endure an excruciating learning center seminar, where they cross paths with old friend Joe and newcomer Alex (hello, Billy Burke!). Sookie finds herself tangled in an accidental non-date panic, while Lorelai might have just met a witty coffee lover on her exact wavelength. Over at Chilton, Francie goes full All the President's Men with paper airplane invitations and secret parking garage rendezvouses, culminating in Paris chasing Rory with an épée during fencing class!