Heat Death of the Universe

Catch up with us. Look forward to the dust. Bidens belong in hell with the rest. No one asked to be born. Ken Paxton's Little Suburban Pedophiliac Achievers. What if we just pretend these awful people just don't exist? Will Danny Boyle direct our film adaptation of this daydream? Evil strikes various poses at the UN General Assembly. Other absurdities piled high as a tree. Self-recrimination sessions, self-hatred is an ugly vanity. Podcasts all the way down, like those turtles. So many things...

We get real digressive with it on this one, all of course in tribute to those who died for our sins. Like my sin of making us watch a three hour Romanian arthouse movie about a family arguing, in part, about 9/11. A film that asks: Will they ever get to eat dinner, or what? We share personal memories of a certain crystal blue sky day. We go through a short list (Al-Sharaa, Bibi the Butcher) of who should maybe, just maybe, be condemned for their 9/11 comments besides The Turkish Twitcher.&nbs...

Amuse bouche: Joseph Experience has epiphanies heretofore unknown to humanity. Griftolopopapodopolous feels icky now. Ted Cruz must never be permitted to forget. Brothers Tate Twin Towers. Kimball Musk turns out to be an asshole, too, but he likes Burning Man, so, you—you know the thing. China: BUT AT WHAT COST?! Profoundly cold and unsympathetic and manipulative coverage from The Press concerning a tragic natural disaster. In China, scientists grace the digital billboards, but on the otherh...

To begin is to digress: Where's Kash Patel? Who is MIA? The USAID to hip-hop pipeline. Discussing hating to discuss HasanGate. Private equity's doing prank investment schemes now: grab a slice, break a sweat, lease a coffin. Beware the MAGA deconversion slop con-artistry. The Candace-Bet-Wilson Summit, saved from last week for Tim's return and expertise in Unstable Girlies / Shame-a-Thot studies. BREAKING REDSCARESCROUNGEUP. The reports of Darline "Other Lindsey" Graham's existence have been ...

A simple country masturbator (Jason Newland) tags in for Tim and we discuss some recent and historical issues surrounding East Asia, more specifically the Republic of Samsung (South Korea). Celebrate the liberation from Imperial Japan, sure, excellent, but why not extend this to more recent colonizers? Shoutout to small but important Korean anti-imperialist groups like Nodutdol. Before all that, we revisit some old ideas about how to deal with climate catastrophe; encourage the destruction ...