Just 2 B!tches

It's our BIRTHDAY episode, bitches! 🥳 And if there's one thing Jen and Christie know how to do, it's get emotional, overshare, and have a few opinions along the way. This week, we're reminiscing about our best and WORST birthdays ever, the best gifts we've received (and the ones we'd rather forget), and where we'd love to celebrate a milestone birthday if money and responsibilities weren't a thing. We're also sharing what we're most looking forward to before our next birthdays roll around. And because birthdays are all about surprises, we're ending the episode by opening gifts we picked out for each other! Will we nail it, or will we have some explaining to do? Grab your birthday cake, pour yourself a drink, and celebrate with your favorite two bitches. Because getting older is inevitable, but being dramatic about it is a choice.

Bitches in the News is back, and this week's headlines are WILD! From a Pretty Little Liars star's unexpected run-in with crime to a heartbreaking loss in Chad Lowe's family, we're covering the stories making headlines and the conversations that come with them. Plus, Kelly Clarkson gets caught up in some... bird drama? And speaking of birds, Jen Affleck finds herself at the center of a pink controversy. But have you heard Collin from Jon & Kate Plus 8 is finally sharing his side of the story in a tell-all that has people talking? This is news to us! Grab your drink, get comfortable, and join us as we unpack the celebrity chaos, reality TV revelations, and headlines you won't want to miss. Content note: This episode discusses suicide and suicide loss. 📞 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline: Call or text 988 for free, confidential support in the United States.

Somewhere along the way, adults decided to tell us a LOT of things that we just accepted as fact. This week, Jen and I are unpacking some of the weird, random, and questionable "rules" we grew up hearing and wondering… who made this shit up?! From childhood advice that still lives rent-free in our heads to the things we were apparently supposed to believe without question, we're revisiting the lies, myths, and unsolicited wisdom that followed us into adulthood. Then we take a hard left into friendships, old acquaintances, and what it's like running into people from your past when you're very much an adult. Because sometimes the internet has a funny way of bringing people back into your life… whether you asked for it or not. Come for the childhood revelations, stay for the conversations that somehow turn into stories about the people we've known over the years.

TW: This episode includes discussion of drug addiction/substance use and a high-profile criminal case. The B!tches are back, and somehow the internet has given us WAY too much to talk about. 👀 From some unexpected updates in the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives universe to Taylor Swift, extended albums, and whether we've officially taken consumerism too far… we're going down several rabbit holes this week. Plus, we have updates on the Lindsay Clancy case and Reddington. You know the drill: a little pop culture, a little reality TV chaos, a little true crime, and A LOT of opinions. 🍿 So grab your headphones and come find out what the B!tches have been talking about this week. You might want to buckle up for this one.

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains discussions of sexual assault, sexual violence, consent violations, alcohol and drug use, and personal experiences of sexual assault. Some descriptions may be emotionally difficult or triggering for listeners. Please take care of yourself while listening and skip or pause the episode if needed. This week on Just 2 B!tches, we're having a serious conversation about sexual assault, consent, and the complicated role that alcohol and drugs can play in situations where consent is questioned or ignored. We discuss the current Cornell 7 case, what consent actually means, and some of the statistics surrounding sexual assault. Then, Jen and Christie get personal and share their own experiences with sexual assault and the impact those experiences had on them. This is an important conversation, but it's not an easy one. We're talking about things that are often difficult to say out loud, and we hope this episode reminds listeners that their experiences matter, consent matters, and no one is ever responsible for someone else violating their boundaries. If you or someone you know has experienced sexual assault, you are not alone. The National Sexual Assault Hotline is available 24/7 at 800-656-HOPE (4673) or through RAINN.org.