Another Davidic Servant?!? Plus, Florida Woman Reports on Girls Camp!

The hosts of LDS Uncorrelated celebrate strong early podcast numbers, then Arantza reports back from Florida girls camp, describing extreme heat, mosquitoes, ticks, and an alligator in the lake while she ran Book of Mormon Jeopardy and discussed camp traditions like songs, including “Mormon Boy,” and how these events build friendships and spiritual formation. The conversation turns to chastity teaching, rejecting the “chewed gum” metaphor and arguing for repentance through Christ and healthier attitudes toward sexuality. They discuss pranks like snipe hunting, compare boys’ and girls’ camp culture, and share a Boy Scout story. The episode then pivots to a current event: Shane Baldwin publicly claiming to be the “Davidic servant,” with Dave performing a satirical song and the hosts arguing the concept is a fringe construct, criticizing Baldwin’s claims, apps, and history, and emphasizing staying centered on Christ.    00:00 Cold Open Chaos  00:54 Show Welcome Back 01:44 Florida Girls Camp Gators 03:26 Book of Mormon Jeopardy  07:21 Mormon Boy Song  10:39 Flirts Modesty Chastity  17:06 Snipe Hunting Prank  24:08 Boy Scout Survival Prank  28:49 Relief Society Mysteries    30:54 Dave Song Teaser    31:47 Badger Hat Banter    32:21 Messiah Claim Emerges    34:00 Go Tell Abraham Song    38:30 What Is Davidic Servant    42:22 Shane Baldwin Deep Dive    48:08 Apps Fraud and Correlation    51:29 How People Get Pulled In    52:24 Meeting Shane at Church HQ    01:01:34 Folklore Lost Tribes Under Ice    01:07:06 Myth Points to Christ    01:08:04 Wrap Up and Next Episode