Ralph gets a blowjob on a hot mic, drives around drunk with Scarlett, cycles back to jail and straight back to her, threatens a sextape, Mintsalad does a Q&A about Riley's micropenis and ninja sword assault, Hambly wants to bang troons, Digibro gets arrested, Chantal sharts on the scootypuff, Trump endorses Jake Paul for office, and Nintendo sues the government.