Money Rehab with Nicole Lapin
Money Rehab with Nicole Lapin

Money Rehab with Nicole Lapin

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Ever notice that we will talk about everything before we talk about money? Sex? No problem. Politics? Bring it on. Money? Totally taboo. But not for long! Nicole Lapin— the only financial expert you don’t need a dictionary to understand, New York Times best-selling author, and host of Money Rehab— is here to rehab your wallet, so you can get your financial life together once and for all. Episodes are just ten minutes-ish... no frills, just bite-sized tips and tricks so you don’t waste any time. And Nicole wants to hear from YOU! Email the money questions you want answered to [email protected] and Nicole will help–and you could even join Nicole on the show for a one-on-one intervention.

Recent Episodes

Nicole Opened These 3 Accounts for Her 1-Year-Old. Here's Why.
MAY 6, 2026
Nicole Opened These 3 Accounts for Her 1-Year-Old. Here's Why.
Today, Nicole unpacks the exact accounts she opened for her daughter, the math that makes starting early almost unfair, and the money script she's determined to rewrite for the next generation. Whether you have a newborn, a teenager, or you're realizing you wish someone had done this for you, this episode is a blueprint. Nicole breaks down how a 529 plan is far more flexible than most parents realize, why a custodial brokerage account is less about returns and more about teaching kids that money grows quietly in the background, and why a retirement account for a one-year-old is not as insane as it sounds — it's one of the most powerful financial moves a parent can make.  Check out Nicole's financial literacy course The Money School Find a Financial Advisor or Financial Coach from Nicole's company Private Wealth Collective Watch video clips from the pod on Money Rehab's Instagram and Nicole Lapin's Instagram Here's what Nicole covers today: 00:00 Are You Ready for Some Money Rehab? 01:13 529 Plans: More Flexible Than You Think 02:02 The Math on Starting Early vs. Waiting 02:51 Super Funding: The IRS Loophole Most Parents Miss 03:31 Lump Sum vs. Monthly: The Numbers That Will Shock You 04:00 How to Shop for the Best 529 Plan 04:17 Custodial Brokerage Accounts Explained 05:00 The Financial Aid Trade-Off 05:41 Why Nicole Really Opened This Account for Her Daughter 05:56 The Custodial Roth IRA (Yes, for a 1-Year-Old) 07:00 The Number That Changes Everything 08:00 Roth IRAs and Financial Aid: The Cleaner Vehicle 08:21 Rewriting the Money Script 09:00 Tip You Can Take Straight to the Bank All investing involves risk, including loss of principal. This episode is for informational purposes only and does not constitute financial, investment, or legal advice. Always consult a licensed professional before making financial decisions.
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11 MIN
Are Birkins Better Investments Than the Stock Market? The Truth About Luxury Investing with Dana Auslander
MAY 4, 2026
Are Birkins Better Investments Than the Stock Market? The Truth About Luxury Investing with Dana Auslander
You’ve probably seen the headlines about luxury investments outperforming the stock market… but is that actually true? And more importantly, is this a game only for millionaires, or is there a way for the rest of us to get in on it too? Today, Nicole is joined by Dana Auslander, former Blackstone executive and founder of Luxus, a luxury alternative asset manager with the first dedicated Hermès Birkin fund. In this conversation, Dana unpacks the viral headlines, why her investment thesis puts Hermès bags ahead of other luxury brands like Chanel and Louis Vuitton, and how to invest in a Birkin without buying a Birkin. Then, Nicole and Dana zoom out and explain what the luxury investment trends mean for retail investors, how the macroeconomy impacts luxury investments, and what the counterfeiting problem could mean for the whole market. Then, Dana goes beyond bags and rates watches, art, wine, and jewelry as alternative investments. Check out Nicole's financial literacy course The Money School Find a Financial Advisor or Financial Coach from Nicole's company Private Wealth Collective Watch video clips from the pod on Money Rehab's Instagram and Nicole Lapin's Instagram Follow Luxus and learn more about the Birkin Fund Here's what Nicole covers with Dana: 00:00 Are You Ready for Some Money Rehab?  01:27 Are Birkins Actually Better Than the S&P 500?  02:00 What Is a Veblen Good — and Why It Matters  04:06 How Much Is a Birkin, Really?  04:29 The Secret to Getting One From Hermès  05:21 Manufactured Scarcity: How Hermès Controls Demand  06:12 The Rise of the Secondary Market  07:35 Gross vs. Net Returns: What the Charts Don't Show You  09:24 Jane Birkin's Bag Sold for $10.8 Million — Dana Was There  13:00 Is Chanel Actually Investment-Grade?  14:00 Birkin vs. Stock Market: Where Should You Put Your Money?  16:38 How the Luxus Fund Works  21:00 How to Invest Without Buying a Birkin  23:36 Sourcing Bags Through Private Dealer Networks  27:15 Storing, Authenticating, and Selling the Bags  28:33 How to Become an Accredited Investor  30:07 Is Buying a Birkin a Proxy for Hermès Stock?  32:20 The K-Shaped Economy and Luxury Demand  35:10 The Counterfeit Problem Is Getting Scary  38:18 Luxury Investment Ratings: Watches, Art, Wine, Jewelry  43:05 Secure the Bag: Financial Literacy for Women All investing involves the risk of loss, including loss of principal. This podcast is for informational purposes only and does not constitute financial, investment, or legal advice. Always do your own research and consult a licensed financial advisor before making any financial decisions or investments.
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47 MIN
The State of the Housing Market and Why Real Estate Is Not AI-Proof with Jason Oppenheim
APR 27, 2026
The State of the Housing Market and Why Real Estate Is Not AI-Proof with Jason Oppenheim
Jason Oppenheim (real estate broker, founder of the Oppenheim Group— the brokerage covered on Selling Sunset) starts this conversation with a take Nicole was not expecting: it's a buyer's market, and he'd know, because he's been renting for the last three years himself. In this conversation, Jason covers every hot-button topic in real estate. He unpacks how he thinks AI will disrupt real estate and why he believes humanoid robots will be showing houses within the next two decades. He gets brutally honest about the LA market, why wealthy people are fleeing major cities in droves, and shares the cities he thinks real estate investors should avoid. He makes the case that renting is not "throwing money away" — in fact, he argues that in many cases renting is a smarter financial move. He and Nicole also debate whether there's actually a housing affordability crisis (Jason says we're misdefining it), how he thinks about money and happiness, and why he hasn’t changed his financial goals since he was broke. Check out Nicole’s financial literacy course The Money School  Find a Financial Advisor or Financial Coach from Nicole’s company Private Wealth Collective Watch video clips from the pod on Money Rehab’s Instagram and Nicole Lapin’s Instagram  Follow the Oppenheim Group and keep up with Selling Sunset on Netflix Here's what Nicole covers with Jason:  00:00 Are You Ready for Some Money Rehab?  01:11 Is It a Buyer's Market?  02:09 Why Wealthy People Are Leaving Major Cities  04:10 Where Are They Going? (And Where NOT to Buy)  05:38 Why Real Estate Is Not AI-Proof  10:35 “At Some Point, There Is No Work.”  17:43 Why Jason Loves 30-Year Treasuries  19:00 The AI Deflation Thesis  23:54 Is There Really a Housing Affordability Crisis?  30:40 Rent vs Buy Debate  36:21 Behind the Scenes of Selling Sunset  37:06 Does Money Buy Happiness?  39:24 Getting His Rolls Royce Stolen  40:00 How Jason Thinks About Spending vs. Saving  41:43 What Was Jason's FU Number?  42:12 Secure the Bag: Jealousy, Googling Your Own Net Worth, Bad Investments  All investing involves the risk of loss, including loss of principal. This podcast is for informational purposes only and does not constitute financial, investment, or legal advice. Always do your own research and consult a licensed financial advisor before making any financial decisions or investments.
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60 MIN
The SpaceX IPO Is Coming. Here's Everything You Need To Know About IPO Risks and Rewards
APR 22, 2026
The SpaceX IPO Is Coming. Here's Everything You Need To Know About IPO Risks and Rewards
The SpaceX IPO will likely be the largest public offering in history... But before you get excited, Nicole breaks down how the IPO machine actually works, and why some of the smartest people in finance say the system is rigged against you. Nicole walks through the full IPO process step by step: what underwriters actually do (and what they charge for it), how the roadshow and book-building work, and why the price you'll pay on IPO day is not the price institutional investors paid. She also covers what SpaceX employees need to know right now about their equity, stock options, RSUs, lockup periods, and the tax surprises that can blindside you before you sell a single share. Then, Nicole shares the framework she uses to evaluate any IPO, including the two sections of the S-1 prospectus most retail investors skip, and explains how you can get in on SpaceX before the IPO. Check out Nicole’s financial literacy course The Money School  Find a Financial Advisor or Financial Coach from Nicole’s company Private Wealth Collective Watch video clips from the pod on Money Rehab’s Instagram and Nicole Lapin’s Instagram  Here's what Nicole covers today:  00:00 Are You Ready for Some Money Rehab?  00:04 The SpaceX IPO: Just How Historic Is It?  01:08 How the IPO Process Actually Works  02:12 What Underwriters Do (and What They Cost)  03:04 The Roadshow and How IPO Pricing Works  03:45 NYSE vs. NASDAQ: Where Will SpaceX List?  04:25 Why Companies Go Public  05:14 What SpaceX Employees Need to Know About Their Equity  06:00 Lockup Periods Explained  07:06 Three Things Every Employee Must Do Before an IPO  08:06 Is the IPO System Rigged? Bill Gurley's Argument  10:00 The Figma Example: How Retail Investors Got Burned  11:19 How to Evaluate Any IPO Before You Invest  13:27 Watch the Lockup Expiration Date  14:09 Tip You Can Take Straight to the Bank All investing involves the risk of loss, including loss of principal. This podcast is for informational purposes only and does not constitute financial, investment, or legal advice. Always do your own research and consult a licensed financial advisor before making any financial decisions or investments.
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17 MIN
Emma Grede’s Guide to Getting Paid What You Deserve and Building Unicorns
APR 20, 2026
Emma Grede’s Guide to Getting Paid What You Deserve and Building Unicorns
Emma Grede built a business and media empire (including brands like Good American and SKIMS) without a safety net. Today, she joins Nicole to pull back the curtain on the money mindset, negotiation tactics, and hard-won lessons that got her there. Emma gets raw about paying herself £45K while paying a male hire £150K to do a worse job, the moment Good American sold $1 million worth of inventory on day one (and why her investors turned on her by noon), and creative strategies she’s used to close major deals. She and Nicole also dig into Emma's exact playbook for negotiating a raise, the traps women fall into with money, and why Emma never lends money — she just gives it. Then they get into the taboos: prenups, the questions people should stop asking female founders, and whether financial planning and family planning should ever be kept separate. Pick up Emma's amazing book Start With Yourself Listen to Emma’s inspiring podcast Aspire Check out Nicole’s financial literacy course The Money School  Find a Financial Advisor or Financial Coach from Nicole’s company Private Wealth Collective Watch video clips from the pod on Money Rehab’s Instagram and Nicole Lapin’s Instagram  Here's what Nicole covers with Emma:  00:00 Are You Ready for Some Money Rehab?  03:39 Emma's Early Money Mistakes 06:00 The £45K vs. £150K Lesson  07:12 Learning the Language of Business  10:34 What Wealthy People Know About Investing  11:48 Good American's $1M Day One — and the Investor Critique  15:39 What Money Can't Buy (But People Think It Can)  18:13 Does Money Buy Happiness?  19:00 Emma's Secret to Always Asking for More  19:48 The Natalie Portman / Dior Negotiation Story  21:58 The Secret to Great Negotiations  22:30 Negotiating a Prenup at a Restaurant  24:33 Protecting What You Build During Marriage  26:45 Raise Negotiation Role Play  33:18 What NOT to Say When Asking for a Raise  35:01 Questions Female Founders Get That Men Never Do  38:20 The "Army of Help" and Financial Family Planning  40:34 Raising Wealthy Kids Without Ruining Them  43:59 Emma’s Early Hustle 46:00 Secure the Bag 53:15 What’s Next For Emma  01:01:39 Emma Grede's Tip You Can Take Straight to the Bank
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67 MIN