We're back to ruin the holidays with a scholarly dissection of a christmas classic!* Listen along, and you too can piss off everyone at the family dinner table with incisive insight into the post-9/11 military-industrial themes of The Polar Express, and the USA's ongoing anxious spiral into full christmas derangement. Featuring: Being Tom Hankovich, Santa's adrenachrome harvesting operation, elf rally at Yulemberg, graphic hobo explosion, Dewey's wet cardboard box, Cami's Frosty origin story,[white knuckled] it matters where the train is going *Allegedly, arguably. Classic status debatable. Movie: The Polar Express (2004) Director: Robert Zemeckis Rating: Santa is dogecoin Follow <a href="https://patreon.com/murdersuicidematinee">our Patreon</a> for show updates, episode notes, stills and more! intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie

<description>&lt;p&gt;We're back to ruin the holidays with a scholarly dissection of a christmas classic!* Listen along, and you too can piss off everyone at the family dinner table with incisive insight into the post-9/11 military-industrial themes of &lt;strong&gt;The Polar Express&lt;/strong&gt;, and the USA's ongoing anxious spiral into full christmas derangement.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Featuring: Being Tom Hankovich, Santa's adrenachrome harvesting operation, elf rally at Yulemberg, graphic hobo explosion, Dewey's wet cardboard box, Cami's Frosty origin story,[white knuckled] &lt;em&gt;it matters&lt;/em&gt; &lt;em&gt;where the train is going&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt;"&gt;*Allegedly, arguably. Classic status debatable. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Movie:&lt;/strong&gt; The Polar Express (2004)&lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Director:&lt;/strong&gt; Robert Zemeckis&lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Rating:&lt;/strong&gt; Santa is dogecoin&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Follow &lt;a href="https://patreon.com/murdersuicidematinee"&gt;our Patreon&lt;/a&gt; for show updates, episode notes, stills and more!&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Tom Hanks All the Way Down

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