LIVE Audience Fails & Epic Parenting Stories

Welcome to a very special LIVE episode of No Parental Guidance! 🎉👶 Hosts Hannah East and Louise Boyce are joined in front of a live audience by Made in Chelsea favourites Sam and Alice Vanderpump to unpack the raw, hilarious, and exhausting realities of life with a newborn. 🍼 From whether Ollie Locke sold them a dream about 12-hour baby sleep routines 😴, to how baby Duke miraculously healed cast feuds 🕊️, no topic is off-limits. Plus, our studio audience shares their most jaw-dropping parenting fails and toddler confessions—featuring embarassing toddler greetings 🖕👀, ice cream van bribes 🍦🚫, emergency window-smashing rescues 🔨🚗, things stuck in ears 🍬👂, and the messy battlefield of potty training 🚽💥. Grab a cuppa (or a large glass of Savvy B) and enjoy the parenting chaos! ☕🍷 Episode Timestamps ⏱️ 00:00 – Welcome to the Live Audience Special! 🎤 00:35 – Audience Confessions: Embarrassing toddler antics 🖕👶 01:30 – Whipping up lies around Mr Whippy 🍦🤫 02:15 – "He faked a heart attack to get me home from the pub" 🏥🍺 03:40 – Toddler lock-ins: spoiler alert - it’s worse when you’re outside! 🚗🔨 05:00 – Giant bogies, ‘beware of the holes’ & Instagram hacks 🍬👃 06:55 – Toddler training: Tea time trauma and urinal confessions 🚽🙈 09:45 – Sam & Alice Vanderpump: How Duke healed Made in Chelsea drama 👶✨ 11:20 – Ollie Locke’s designer hand-me-downs & the myth of the sleeping baby 👕😴 13:00 – Alice on being a younger mum and navigating changed friendships 👯🍼 14:15 – The hardest parts of parenting 🥱😭 16:20 – Hannah’s drop off dramas & Sam’s expansion plans 🎒🚐 17:15 – The great golf debate: How long does 18 holes actually take? ⛳🏌️‍♂️ Special Thanks to Our Sponsor 💛 A huge thank you to Aldi's Mamia range for sponsoring today's live show, supporting parents through every stage of the wild journey. 🛒👶 Follow Us 📱✨ Make sure to follow the team and enter the chat on Instagram: No Parental Guidance: @noparentalguidancepodcast 🎙️ Louise Boyce: @mamastillgotit_ 💁‍♀️ Hannah East: @hannaheastcomedy 👱‍♀️ Sam Vanderpump: @samvanderpump 🙋‍♂️ Alice Vanderpump: @alicevanderpump 🙋‍♀️ Join the Conversation 💬 What’s the most chaotic or embarrassing thing your child has ever done in public? Let us know in the comments below! 👇😂 Don't forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and tap the notification bell so you never miss an episode of No Parental Guidance. 🔔👍 #NoParentalGuidance #SamVanderpump #AliceVanderpump #MadeInChelsea #LouiseBoyce #HannahEast #ParentingFails #ParentingPodcast #MomLife #DadLife #PottyTrainingFails #ToddlerLife #NewbornSleep #ParentingHumour #Mamia #Aldi #AldiMamia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices