<p>On this week's episode of <em>Not Above It!</em>, Jake and Taija review Season 5, Episode 12 of <em>The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City</em>, perhaps one of the best episodes since Mary Cosby first smelled hospital. They cover the permissive weirdness of Mary Cosby, Bronwyn's confusing rapid-onset prudishness, Angie and Britani's Hawthornean contest of chastity, and Lisa Barlow's joyful discordianism. Also, do we stand on the precipice of a Bronwyn Newport villain arc?</p>