<p>In this omnibus episode of <em>Not Above It!</em>, Taija and Jake cover episodes 13 and 14 of Season 5 of <em>The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City</em>: The Muppets take Puerto Vallarta! Malinwoski's Kula ring comes to Bravo, all the world's a stage (and a confessional box) for Britani, Lisa and Meredith are psychoanalyzed for filth, and Heather Gay has her Newtonian apple tree moment.</p>