Everyone in Wuthering Heights is Toxic AF (this is somehow still Stephenie Meyer's fault)

Welcome to my very biased review of Emerald Fennell's "Wuthering Heights" (2026).  We're talking about why this isn't the romance people think it is, why every single character needs therapy, how Twilight tricked me into reading the book in the first place, and why this adaptation left me more frustrated than impressed. Spoilers ahead, obviously.